My theory on Minotaurs
I was sitting back today totally not while masturbating and I thought about how cool Minotaurs are and why we don't have them anymore. I think that we once walked side by side with minotaurs but once we started evolving and could develop fearful thoughts we realized our strength would never match that of a mighty minotaur. Instead of trying to work site by side too much longer we started making weapons and things of that sort to give us an extra advantage. Us Humans soon overthrew the Minotaur rulers and made them our slaves. We knew that we would stand no chance against a standing Minotaur so we forced them to walk on all fours, eventually we knew their bodies would adapt and change the way their bodies function and grew. So their muscles changed and reconfigured with each batch of babies that popped out. Soon enough along with their new quadruped lifestyle they lost their will and might and we have the cows that we know today.
Please people who read this (all 5 of you) don't let your inner Minotaur die.
New MS Paint!
This in inspired by a beautiful maiden I know. It is also inspired by the well known saying. I hope that you enjoy it. I call this the hot babe with the ribbon of red in her hair.
Googlin’ fun!
I was googling pics of Zangief, childhood mentor and life sculptor, and this has to be the best one. You even get to see his little buddy Ryu hangin' out with him too!
A new poem
Hey hot babes, ASL ASL LOL ASL! Here's a new poem titled "Ghost Dick". I hope that you enjoy it.
A thought…
I wonder why all of the transvestites on Craigslist look like a goblin ready to fight Spiderman or a Hobbit.
Some new MS Paint art!
I apologize to all of the 5 people that visit my site for it being down the past few days. However I have put up some nice new MS Paint art that I spent months on creating. I hope that you will check them out and share them with your friends. The first is for an upcoming horror movie called "The Boy With OVER a Thousand Bird Arms". The next working of art is not only a poop joke but a statement that we are all equal, pieces of shit. You may wear a neck tie or top hat, but you're still a big piece of shit except you have a top hat and tie on. The next picture is a portrait I did of an old man who had a lovely relationship with his feline companion but disliked the cat farts that would escape. He spent a large portion of his last moments of life plugging up the cats fart hole. The man drown shortly after I finished this portrait, oh he drown with the Titanic. So I hope you like period pieces to thoroughly enjoy this.
I feel like I’m living a teenage dream
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Holiday splendor!
Only JKing guys! This is only some JK foolery! JK! LOL JK!
Google Voice
Google has a new "Google Voice" feature which I just signed up for. It's a free voice mail box so if you feel like calling me and telling my assistant, Ben Daeko, what's on your mind maybe I'll put it up here someplace if it's cute enough!
Call any time you desire! (520) 329-7448, that's (520) 329-SHIT. Talk to you soon babes!
New drawlings
Dear Diary,
I have added more pictures to the Drawlings section of this wonderous website out here in cybersex space!
P.S. I can't decide if I would rather serve a year in Jail like Willie Nelson for pot possession or play baby go nap nap forever and get nothin' like that one silly lady, Casey Anthony.
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