Redbojangles is the one busting this guys nuts ha.
We changed his SN so no one will IM him and fuck with him.
enjoy.
believer:hello
redbojangles:whats up
believer:not a whole lot and you
redbojangles:nothing much
believer:asl
redbojangles:just looking for some fun
redbojangles:20/f/ca
believer:cool
redbojangles:and you
believer:do you have a picture to trade
believer:23 male kansas
redbojangles:i just got my new lappy today
redbojangles:no pics yet
believer:i c
believer:what do you look like
redbojangle:i dont know
redbojangles:basically, a regular beach bum
redbojangles:blonde, kinda tan
redbojangles:kinda small booty
believer:sounds good
redbojangles:what about you?
believer:i'll show you
believer:hmmmm it says your offline well anyway im kinda dark complected 5'9 brown hair and dark brown eyes
redbojangles:sounds good
redbojangles:now that we have somewhat of a visual, did you want to cyber
believer:i don't care
redbojangles:can you start and take charge
believer:well what color panties you have on
redbojangles:all i have on is a white skirt on, no panties
redbojangles:i spilled sopme guacamole on it though
believer:Damn i wish you were here anyway if you had some panties on i'd start by taking them off with my teeth
redbojangles:oh yeah, so hot
believer:then i'd sink my teeth into your tight juicy pussy
redbojangles:i didnt feel it, do it again
redbojangles:make me moan
believer:i massage your clitoris with my tounge up and down up and down
redbojangles:oh yes, there you go
redbojangles:then i lick the tip of your dinger
redbojangles:i like your dinger a lot
redbojangles:can i call it a dinger
believer:mmmmmm can we do this for real....sure
redbojangleswhat else can i call it
believer:anythign you want
redbojangles:i sure love your two wheeled cheese chucker
believer:lol
redbojangles:i want to taste it
redbojangles:sorry, i didnt mean to ruin the momento
redbojangles:keep going
believer:i want to taste you for real
redbojangles:and I you
redbojangles:i massage your balls
believer:i suck your titties
redbojangles:and lick the leaning tower of meatza
redbojangles:oh that feels good
redbojangles:I'm touching myself
redbojangles:and typing really fast with my other hand
believer:oh baby i wish you had a webcam so i could see you
redbojangles:me too baby
redbojangles:are you touching yourself
redbojangles:tell me
believer:yes
believer:im hard as a rock
redbojangles:start throwing that rock in this direction baby
believer:mmmm come to my house baby
redbojangles:just dont poke my other eye, ill be blind then
believer:lol
redbojangles:whats funny
redbojangles:i lost an eye in a rock throwing accident
redbojangles:i thought i told you
believer:oh i'm sorry i thought you were just joking around
redbojangles:god youre an ass, i will never find love
believer:no i'm truely sorry baby i didn't know you had an accident
believer:do you have a glass eye
redbojangles:yes, but you cant hardly tell
believer:i'm really sorry hun
redbojangles:its ok
redbojangles:i love you
believer:awwww really
redbojangles:you make me feel so good
believer:come spend a week with me babe
redbojangles:in Arkansas
believer:kansas
redbojangles:sorry:
believer:thats ok
redbojangles:can you rub my balls, i mean pussy again?
believer:you come down here and i rub as much as you want
redbojangles:oh yeah
believer: my address is (not showing address) kansas its northwest kansas
redbojangles:tell me your fantasy and i will make it come true
redbojangles:i mean, when i get there
believer:My fantasy is for you to come down and fuck my brains out the whole time youre here....
and do with me whatever you want you can lick my dinger suck my balls whatever turns you on
redbojangles:will you lick my pooper
redbojangles:i want to try it
believer:you want me to lick your ass?
redbojangles:oh yeah, baby
redbojangles:please?
believer:it better be clean
redbojangles:or you can be a geasel and eat the nuggets
redbojangles:if there are some
redbojangles:there shouldnt be though
believer:ok
believer:when are you coming down
redbojangles:i should tell you something else before i do though
believer:what
redbojangles:I am the first daughter of king juwambe
believer:i don't know him
redbojangles:my mother met him in zembabwe on vacation
redbojangles:and they had me
believer:oh
redbojangles:i didn't want to tell you but I am richer than any rapper could dream of
redbojangles:i didn't want you to judge me of my financial status
believer:no but i've got to tell you something too
redbojangles:what is it baby
believer:i'm really struggling financially
redbojangles:what do you mean
believer:im helping my dad on a farm and they are about a million dollars in debt
and they are basically supporting me right now...i live on my own but they are helping me with my bills and stuff
redbojangles:my vagina just got totally dried out
redbojangles:i can't be with a redneck, poor hobo
redbojangles:i'm sorry
redbojangles:atleast you have the internet
believer: (he makes a crying sad face)
believer:but i really like you
redbojangles:are you crying?
believer:yes
redbojangles:I'm just a dude, acting to be a hot girl
redbojangles:dont be sad
believer:are you serious
redbojangles:ooh Rah Bitch!
redbojangles:HAHAHAHAHA
redbojangles:you just got BOJANGLED!
redbojangles:are you still there
believer:yeah
redbojangles:i am really a hot girl, that was just a test
believer:i c are you really a kings daughter
redbojangles:why so you can use me for my money
believer:and i really was crying...no i think that would be cool yet a little intimidating being around a king
believer:money has nothing to do with it i'm trying to find love
believer:and i really like you
redbojangles:i just pooped a hammer
believer:lol
redbojangles:thats what it felt like
believer:so how old were you when you lost your eye
redbojangles:8
believer:wow that's young i bet it really hurt
redbojangles:we were aiming at little giraffe targets in zimbabwe
redbojangles:yes it did
redbojangles:lets talk about FunYuns!
believer:what's that
redbojangles:those little onion ring snacks
believer:oh yeah sorry brain fart
redbojangles:ewwww
redbojangles:did you ever send me a pic
believer:no it said you were offline let me try again
redbojangles:darn you buster
believer:it still says your offline do you have a firewall on
redbojangles:my wall is on fire?
redbojangles:holy shit, you're right!
redbojangles:i have to go
believer:awwww don't go
redbojangles:how did you know about my wall is on fire
redbojangles:i have to put it out
believer:esp i guess lol put it out and then come back
redbojangles:my vagina is on fire!
redbojangles:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
believer:come here and i'll dose the flame
redbojangles:wow, my hero
redbojangles:did you just pee on me
redbojangles:ick
believer:no
redbojangles:spit?
believer:no i used a water hose
redbojangles:good
believer:well what do we talk about now
redbojangles:my vagina is like fried bacon now
redbojangles:is that bad
believer:no i love bacon
believer:what is your name
redbojangles:Jason
redbojangles:i mean, jasonia
believer:really?
believer:my name is joel
redbojangles:i can tell
redbojangles:i love billy joel
redbojangles:do you
believer:yeah he's good
redbojangles:what do you listen to
believer:i've got his greatest hits 1 and 2 somewhere
believer:I listen to all types of music
redbojangles:got any Zim
redbojangles:probably not
believer:no i haven't heard of that
redbojangles:from Zimbabwe
redbojangles:we call him Zim
believer:i c
believer:i love you jasonia
believer:(he makes a smiley face)
redbojangles:you dont believe me Billy Joel
believer:no i believe you it's kust you tested me once who knows if you were testing me that time
redbojangles:You passed the second test, five gold vaginas
believer:lol ok
believer:how many test are there
redbojangles:there are 86 test
redbojangles:once per year
believer:once per year of marriage?
redbojangles:i am married
believer:oh
redbojangles:you better talk to me with some freaking respect from now on
believer:ok
believer:i wish i was married i havent even had a date in four years
believer:and to be honest with you ive only had sex once
believer:my whole life
redbojangles:what a sad story, i wish i believed you
believer:its a true story
believer:i believe honest is the best policy and im being honest with you
believer:(makes a serious face...or a gay looking face, cant decide)
redbojangles:you believe anything dont you
redbojangles:i am not a princess
believer:lets just say i trust people
redbojangles:or from Zimbabwe with a dad named zaboomafoo
redbojangles:or whatever i said
redbojangles:i tried to cut you off earlier
redbojangles:youre a believer
believer:who are you really
redbojangles:and now i will give you a magical shoe to save your farm
redbojangles:i am GOD
redbojangles:please dont believe that
believer:i was going to say now that i dont believe
redbojangles:yay!
redbojangles:you win
believer:who are you really
redbojangles:it doesnt matter, i know who you are and where you live
redbojangles:they call me MORPHEUS
believer:are you a guy
redbojangles:yes, god damn it
believer:o
redbojangles:go find love in the real world
redbojangles:love doesnt happen on line
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