i was fucking with him before this but i accidentaly closed the window then i convinced him to cyber again...

P.S.I was acting like a chick HA!

me: so you ready or what?

him: thats awesome yea you can start

him: just dont get to weird

me: how about you start so i dont mess this up again

me: wanna role play?

him: like how

me: i dunno

me: like pretend were... in space or soemthing

him: ok start

me: or in the middle ages

me: ok

me: you ready?

him: go

me: ok the year is 3021

me: were in a space station

me: we were recently attacked by space invaders

me: and we are the only humas left alive in our galaxy

me: so we are left to repopulate

me: we are in a room alone

me: what do you want to do to me?

him: lets repopulate

me: ooooo

me: tell me more

me: about this repopulation!

me: how about a little bit of re-poop-ulation

me: mama needs some doodoo

me: give mama some poopoo

me: i bend you over

me: and start to rub your ball sack

me: as it dangles in space

him: ok

me: i spread your ass cheeks and thin of how your balls look like eggs floating in water

me: WAIT!

me: WTF IS THAT?!?!

me: is that a piece of corn?!?!?

him: what

me: you didnt tell me had corn on this fucking ship

me: and ive been eating these rations!

me: so i gobble down that piece of corn!

him: ok you are sick

me: and i start think maybe your peepee has lemonade in it

me: so i start rubbing it!

me: you like that?

him: you need help and we shoot people like that here

me: if mama cant have her shocolate she needs lemonade!

me: you like the way my chalased hands feel?

him: you need help no wonder no one is talking to you