I was acting like a chick again....Guys are more willing to cyber, because we are fuckin horn dogs. i once stuck my dick in a knot hole...spider bit it.
Me: ok im back
Me: sorry it took me so long
Him: oh that's ok
Him: Welcome back
Me: thanks
Me: so you still want to have some "fun"?
Him: Sure
Me: you ever role play before?
Him: on occasion, Yes
Me: what do you normally roleplay?
Him: Whatever comes up
Him: I'm very adaptable
Him: heheheh
Me: hehe
Me: so you want to give it a go?
Me: want to pretend were in the mid evil ages?
Him: ok
Me: ok you ready then?
Him: I've never done that one before
Me: hehe neither have I
Me: itll be fun
Me: ok youll be my night in shining armour ok?
Him: Then, ladies first ;-)
Me: hehe ok
Him: On my trusty white stead
Me: ok im inside my dainty cottage in my village
Me: i want you to come inside sire
Me: have a cup of tea
Him: And I ride up and dismount
Me: i invite you to my door
Him: and remove my helmet as I walk in and thank you for the invitation
Me: i am wearing some beautiful garbs i bought at the market
Me: i bow down and smell your balls
Him: You have a very nice cottage madamw
Me: mmm now thats a man
Me: than ye sire
Him: You're very welcome my lady
Me: some sit...sit on this here chair that i widdled out of a 100 year old oak tree
Him: Thank you my lady, this is very generous of you
Him: Is there some way I could repay you?
Me: oops i spilled the tea on your fine linnen shirt and my garbs aswell
Me: well i think i need to repay you for ruining such fine linnens
Me: come...come this way
Me: into my bedroom we shall retire!
Him: Yes my lady
Him: I follow you to your bedroom
Me: now i am slipping out of my brown and tea stained garbs
Me: i take down my blouse
Me: and you see my fine canvas underoos
Him: mmmmm very nice
Me: they are some of the first ever made.
Him: I slip out of my heavy armor
Me: they start at my naval and end above my knees
Him: and then slip out of the layers beneath
Me: oh yes!
Me: ooo that is such a nice broad sword
Him: ;-)
Me: you must have slain many of dragons
Me: or gotten many maidens pregnant
Him: well I have pleasured many a maiden
Me: you stare down at my under garments
Him: do you think you would like to touch it
Me: and you see an opening where my vagina lips hang freely
Me: i thoguth you would never ask
Him: By all means be my guest
Me: as i reach down and touch your floppy man sword i make a little quief
Me: oops
Me: im sorry
Me: it slipped out
Me: as i fondell your fun bags i get horny
Him: quite alright my dear
Me: you san smell my ye olde stench
Him: why don't you take everything off
Me: ok sire
Me: i slip my canvas underoos off
Him: :-D I like what I see
Me: please do not be alarmed of the fact that my vagina looks saggy like a pair of husky balls
Me: i assure you that i have the tightest hole in all the land
Him: mmmmm
Me: yes you like the way it smells?
Me: you want to have a taste of my tuna melt?
Him: Well first we need to prepare ourselves for that
Him: Yes my dear
Me: lick at my meaty drapes!
Me: i want to ride your face like a colt
Me: you shall be my steed for the night
Me: i want to sit on your face like a big soft sofa in the majestys castle!
Him: I lie you down on your back and spread your legs as I close in my target
Me: ooo yes!
Me: i am rubbing my nipples
Me: you can hear the stubble brushing against my fingers
Him: I inhale your sweet essence
Me: because i forgot to shave them today but they were shaven yesterday and the stubble has just started to grow in
Me: i make another quief
Me: extra essence for you
Me: is it delightful?
Me: its like being down at the stream and smelling fresh gutted fish
Him: Darling you must contain yourself
Him: it is quite a turn off
Me: i had asparagus for dinner i am sorry for any odor
Me: oh i am sorry sire
Me: i shall quief NO MORE!
Me: now i bend over on the bed
Him: oh really?
Me: i think i have a dragon in my cave i think you have to stab it
Me: but not in the fish cave
Him: hehehe
Me: the cave of browness
Me: the cave where logs flow
Him: Yes, my darling
Me: stab the dragon sire!
Him: I step behind and rub my sword against your hot tunnel of love
Me: there shall be a hefty reward for the proof of the death of the dragon
Me: you can sense the dragon is in there
Me: for you feel his hot breath coming out
Me: it sounts like PPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFT!
Me: it is very vicious
Me: you must slay it my love
Him: I thrust deep inside
Me: POOT!
Me: i think you injured it
Me: you have to thrust more!
Me: when you thrust you have to say "POOT!" so i know that youre thrusting as hard as you can!
Him: and as such I pull out and retire back to my chair
Me: you have not slain it yet!
Me: you must go back into the cave and slay the nasty brown beast
Him: I prop my feet up n the table
Him: Nahh not right now
Me: sire please you must!
Me: why not?
Me: :-(
Me: this tis a sad day for this maiden
Him: cook me dinner maiden
Me: ok sire as you wish
Him: Excellant
Me: but only if you promise to slay the brown deamon within me afterwards
Him: Maybe
Me: he seems to appear like clockwork
Me: only rears his ugly head once every 24 hours
Me: i walk into the kitchen
Me: i make you a delecious rack of lamb
Me: with carrots
Me: and peas
Me: and a little bit of my cheese
Me: from my cave of goodness
Me: there is a little "bean" there as well that the dragon contributed
Me: theres a little bit of corn in the bean too.
Me: its an extra healthy bean
Me: 2 veggies in one
Me: now sire are you ready to cleanse my poop palace of this nasty dragon who smells like steamed broccoli?
Me: sire?
Him: Nope
Me: have you fallen asleep?
Him: Time for a nap
Me: ok go take a nap
Me: and i shall make a little bit of poopoo on you!
Him: no thank you
Me: im take your boots...
Him: I'll ride away
Me: and make peepee in them
Him: ta ta
Me: HAHA YOURE NAKED!
Me: NAKED MAN WITH POOPOO ON HIS PEEPEE!
Me: you didnt even wash it off EWWWWWW!
Me: all your friends at the round table will think you were doing it with your horse!
Me: HORSE HUMPER!
Me: oh well atleast i got your boots.
He signed off.