This guy IMed me out of the blue and i wasn't cybering anyone and was bored and wanted to see what would happen if i cussed a lot. A little chat room test i guess you could call it.
frostedflake9875: asl
StraddleMonster: 30/400 pound dyke
frostedflake9875: cool me too
StraddleMonster: you wanna lick my muscular baby box
frostedflake9875: no im cool
frostedflake9875: later
StraddleMonster: fucker
StraddleMonster: bitch
StraddleMonster: fag
frostedflake9875: u done
StraddleMonster: no
StraddleMonster: pussy
StraddleMonster: dick sucker
StraddleMonster: ass smeller
StraddleMonster: dingle berry eater
StraddleMonster: jizz guzzler
StraddleMonster: ass ramming finger banging whore
StraddleMonster: oh and your moms fat
frostedflake9875: ur funny really u are
StraddleMonster: not as funny as the smell that radiate from your cheesy ass
StraddleMonster: or from your moms foul excuse of a vagina
StraddleMonster: its like the grand canyon
frostedflake9875: nice
StraddleMonster: covered in gunk
StraddleMonster: like old fish slime
StraddleMonster: so whats up?
StraddleMonster: wanna flick my bean now?
StraddleMonster: i asure you my beaver may be chaffed but it is good
frostedflake9875: no im good
StraddleMonster: my callased palms rubbing your 4 incher
StraddleMonster: yah thats what i thought
StraddleMonster: homo man
StraddleMonster: ass ramming cock sucker
StraddleMonster: mother fucker
StraddleMonster: bitch ass niggah
StraddleMonster: eat my shit
frostedflake9875: later
StraddleMonster: bye homosexual
StraddleMonster: oh my dad says hi
StraddleMonster: says he misses your lousy blow jobs
frostedflake9875: maybe we can talk later boys yeah
StraddleMonster: that sentence didnt make sense
StraddleMonster: are you retarded to boot?
frostedflake9875: sure why not whatever floats ur boat
StraddleMonster: well i know what doesnt flot my boat
StraddleMonster: your moms titanic of an ass
StraddleMonster: an elephant gun couldnt pierce her rhino hide
frostedflake9875: ur really boring
StraddleMonster: your mom smells like old cabbage and rotting shit
StraddleMonster: now listen here
StraddleMonster: youre going to suck my floppy tits
StraddleMonster: and youre gunna like it
StraddleMonster: alright motha fucka
StraddleMonster: ill slap some motha fuckin fried chicken on your small peckah wood
frostedflake9875: why not it is probably all ull get...ever
StraddleMonster: no i get plenty
StraddleMonster: i stand in the middle of the road and let busses back up into my gaping cooch
StraddleMonster: im a truck driver
StraddleMonster: and i have a big rig
frostedflake9875: yea im sure all the fat ass dykes like u over there where u are
StraddleMonster: and it vibrates when i drive
StraddleMonster: yeah
StraddleMonster: youre right
StraddleMonster: your mom loves me
StraddleMonster: she gets such a big smile when she sees me
frostedflake9875: well call her cause she is dead
StraddleMonster: and starts breathing all heavy and blowing her beard and mustache around
StraddleMonster: thats why her vagina wreaks like week old fish shit
frostedflake9875: so go ahead and talk cause she aint here and wont ever be
StraddleMonster: im sorry man
StraddleMonster: i really am
frostedflake9875: no ur not
StraddleMonster: how about your dad?
StraddleMonster: got any pics of his dick?
frostedflake9875: yea let me get one
StraddleMonster: i like the occasional hot dog from time to time
StraddleMonster: ok
StraddleMonster: pull it out of your mouth for one second
StraddleMonster: then just take a pic
StraddleMonster: oh hey
StraddleMonster: send me a pic of you sucking it!
frostedflake9875: k
StraddleMonster: maybe with a little finger in your anus
StraddleMonster: ok no
StraddleMonster: but seriously
StraddleMonster: whats up?
frostedflake9875: not ur lil angry inch
StraddleMonster: inch?
StraddleMonster: youre an angry 3 inch
StraddleMonster: you must be asian
frostedflake9875: well u guessed it
StraddleMonster: i knew it
StraddleMonster: mother fucker
frostedflake9875: me lil peepee
StraddleMonster: i bet you do math for fun
frostedflake9875: yeah cant get enough off that algebrs
StraddleMonster: cool
StraddleMonster: so you cant get your daddys dick out for 1 sec to take a pic?
frostedflake9875: no
frostedflake9875: having alot of fun
StraddleMonster: ok
StraddleMonster: well ill see you later mother fucker
StraddleMonster: ps
StraddleMonster: youre a fuck monkey
frostedflake9875: later assmunch
StraddleMonster: and by that i mean your entire family stinks like a thousand turds
StraddleMonster: bye dick suckin bus driving mother fucker
frostedflake9875: if ur here then who is running hell?
StraddleMonster: probably your dead mother
StraddleMonster: thats why hell smells so bad
frostedflake9875: she aint dead she is sleeping
StraddleMonster: her stink taco
StraddleMonster: i hope shes sleeping with the fishes
frostedflake9875: no in her bed
frostedflake9875: with ur dad
StraddleMonster: does she know you jack off on the internet?
frostedflake9875: maybe?
frostedflake9875: never no
frostedflake9875: does urs?
StraddleMonster: we do each other
frostedflake9875: i bet
StraddleMonster: man youre good with come backs
frostedflake9875: well i try
StraddleMonster: dont try too hard
frostedflake9875: i dont really feel like fucking with u
StraddleMonster: ive seen retarded kids who shit themselves and have constant erections have better come backs
StraddleMonster: ok
StraddleMonster: later
frostedflake9875: then go fuck with them
StraddleMonster: hope your mom gets knocked up
StraddleMonster: oh i fuck them a lot
StraddleMonster: ok bye shit flicker
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