This guy IMed me out of the blue and i wasn't cybering anyone and was bored and wanted to see what would happen if i cussed a lot. A little chat room test i guess you could call it.



frostedflake9875: asl

StraddleMonster: 30/400 pound dyke

frostedflake9875: cool me too

StraddleMonster: you wanna lick my muscular baby box

frostedflake9875: no im cool

frostedflake9875: later

StraddleMonster: fucker

StraddleMonster: bitch

StraddleMonster: fag

frostedflake9875: u done

StraddleMonster: no

StraddleMonster: pussy

StraddleMonster: dick sucker

StraddleMonster: ass smeller

StraddleMonster: dingle berry eater

StraddleMonster: jizz guzzler

StraddleMonster: ass ramming finger banging whore

StraddleMonster: oh and your moms fat

frostedflake9875: ur funny really u are

StraddleMonster: not as funny as the smell that radiate from your cheesy ass

StraddleMonster: or from your moms foul excuse of a vagina

StraddleMonster: its like the grand canyon

frostedflake9875: nice

StraddleMonster: covered in gunk

StraddleMonster: like old fish slime

StraddleMonster: so whats up?

StraddleMonster: wanna flick my bean now?

StraddleMonster: i asure you my beaver may be chaffed but it is good

frostedflake9875: no im good

StraddleMonster: my callased palms rubbing your 4 incher

StraddleMonster: yah thats what i thought

StraddleMonster: homo man

StraddleMonster: ass ramming cock sucker

StraddleMonster: mother fucker

StraddleMonster: bitch ass niggah

StraddleMonster: eat my shit

frostedflake9875: later

StraddleMonster: bye homosexual

StraddleMonster: oh my dad says hi

StraddleMonster: says he misses your lousy blow jobs

frostedflake9875: maybe we can talk later boys yeah

StraddleMonster: that sentence didnt make sense

StraddleMonster: are you retarded to boot?

frostedflake9875: sure why not whatever floats ur boat

StraddleMonster: well i know what doesnt flot my boat

StraddleMonster: your moms titanic of an ass

StraddleMonster: an elephant gun couldnt pierce her rhino hide

frostedflake9875: ur really boring

StraddleMonster: your mom smells like old cabbage and rotting shit

StraddleMonster: now listen here

StraddleMonster: youre going to suck my floppy tits

StraddleMonster: and youre gunna like it

StraddleMonster: alright motha fucka

StraddleMonster: ill slap some motha fuckin fried chicken on your small peckah wood

frostedflake9875: why not it is probably all ull get...ever

StraddleMonster: no i get plenty

StraddleMonster: i stand in the middle of the road and let busses back up into my gaping cooch

StraddleMonster: im a truck driver

StraddleMonster: and i have a big rig

frostedflake9875: yea im sure all the fat ass dykes like u over there where u are

StraddleMonster: and it vibrates when i drive

StraddleMonster: yeah

StraddleMonster: youre right

StraddleMonster: your mom loves me

StraddleMonster: she gets such a big smile when she sees me

frostedflake9875: well call her cause she is dead

StraddleMonster: and starts breathing all heavy and blowing her beard and mustache around

StraddleMonster: thats why her vagina wreaks like week old fish shit

frostedflake9875: so go ahead and talk cause she aint here and wont ever be

StraddleMonster: im sorry man

StraddleMonster: i really am

frostedflake9875: no ur not

StraddleMonster: how about your dad?

StraddleMonster: got any pics of his dick?

frostedflake9875: yea let me get one

StraddleMonster: i like the occasional hot dog from time to time

StraddleMonster: ok

StraddleMonster: pull it out of your mouth for one second

StraddleMonster: then just take a pic

StraddleMonster: oh hey

StraddleMonster: send me a pic of you sucking it!

frostedflake9875: k

StraddleMonster: maybe with a little finger in your anus

StraddleMonster: ok no

StraddleMonster: but seriously

StraddleMonster: whats up?

frostedflake9875: not ur lil angry inch

StraddleMonster: inch?

StraddleMonster: youre an angry 3 inch

StraddleMonster: you must be asian

frostedflake9875: well u guessed it

StraddleMonster: i knew it

StraddleMonster: mother fucker

frostedflake9875: me lil peepee

StraddleMonster: i bet you do math for fun

frostedflake9875: yeah cant get enough off that algebrs

StraddleMonster: cool

StraddleMonster: so you cant get your daddys dick out for 1 sec to take a pic?

frostedflake9875: no

frostedflake9875: having alot of fun

StraddleMonster: ok

StraddleMonster: well ill see you later mother fucker

StraddleMonster: ps

StraddleMonster: youre a fuck monkey

frostedflake9875: later assmunch

StraddleMonster: and by that i mean your entire family stinks like a thousand turds

StraddleMonster: bye dick suckin bus driving mother fucker

frostedflake9875: if ur here then who is running hell?

StraddleMonster: probably your dead mother

StraddleMonster: thats why hell smells so bad

frostedflake9875: she aint dead she is sleeping

StraddleMonster: her stink taco

StraddleMonster: i hope shes sleeping with the fishes

frostedflake9875: no in her bed

frostedflake9875: with ur dad

StraddleMonster: does she know you jack off on the internet?

frostedflake9875: maybe?

frostedflake9875: never no

frostedflake9875: does urs?

StraddleMonster: we do each other

frostedflake9875: i bet

StraddleMonster: man youre good with come backs

frostedflake9875: well i try

StraddleMonster: dont try too hard

frostedflake9875: i dont really feel like fucking with u

StraddleMonster: ive seen retarded kids who shit themselves and have constant erections have better come backs

StraddleMonster: ok

StraddleMonster: later

frostedflake9875: then go fuck with them

StraddleMonster: hope your mom gets knocked up

StraddleMonster: oh i fuck them a lot

StraddleMonster: ok bye shit flicker


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