I dont think this guy was really cranking his meat balls. but he was a good sport.
futikuti: you sound fun;-)
StraddleMonster: hehe
futikuti: aslp?
StraddleMonster: whats the p stand for?
futikuti: pic
StraddleMonster: sorry
StraddleMonster: 21/f/az
StraddleMonster: just got a new comp so no pic
futikuti: gotcha
StraddleMonster: you?
StraddleMonster: its a cute lappy hehe
futikuti: new comp and already feeling frisky on it eh?
futikuti: 21/m/fl/yes
StraddleMonster: well i just got rid of my old one
futikuti: nice
StraddleMonster: i think i might have an old pic on hot or not
StraddleMonster: you into role playing / cybering?
StraddleMonster: like freaky stuff hehe?
futikuti: a little
futikuti: if the girl can get me into it
futikuti: :-*
StraddleMonster: hehe
StraddleMonster: looking for my pic
futikuti: ohhh
futikuti wants to directly connect.
futikuti is now directly connected.
futikuti: *Sends a pic of himself*
StraddleMonster: how old you say you were?
futikuti: 21
StraddleMonster: you look young hehe
StraddleMonster: i dont think my acocunt is active anymore :-(
futikuti: then you can pretend your commiting statutory rape
futikuti: what account?
StraddleMonster: lol
StraddleMonster: my hot or not account
StraddleMonster: i thoguht i had my pic still up on it hehe
StraddleMonster: you can pretend this is me lol
StraddleMonster: *Isend a pic of some girl who isnt me*
StraddleMonster: jk
futikuti: describe yourself to me
StraddleMonster: lol
StraddleMonster: shes freaky looking
StraddleMonster: im about 5'5
futikuti: she is
StraddleMonster: 110-120 havent weightd myself in a while hehe
StraddleMonster: dark skinned
StraddleMonster: fit
StraddleMonster: sholder length hair
futikuti: yummy
StraddleMonster: dyed it
StraddleMonster: my hair is naturally like drak brown or black
StraddleMonster: its goy highlights in it
StraddleMonster: got*
futikuti: gotcha
StraddleMonster: so would you want to do some roleplaying?
StraddleMonster: i really like it
StraddleMonster: teehee
futikuti: hehe, sounds good
futikuti: you start
StraddleMonster: what kind of type of roleplaying have you done? or would you like to do?
futikuti: surprise me:-*
StraddleMonster: ok...
StraddleMonster: umm...
StraddleMonster: wanna do soemthign sci fi?
StraddleMonster: we can pretend to be somethign were not
StraddleMonster: i dunno hehe
futikuti: sounds hot
StraddleMonster: hehe
StraddleMonster: ok its the year 3022
StraddleMonster: heehee
futikuti: Ive always wanted to sleep with a blue alien chick
futikuti: lol
StraddleMonster: lol
StraddleMonster: ok well im a blue alien chick
futikuti: ;-)
StraddleMonster: and your a cyborg astronaught
futikuti: nice
StraddleMonster: youre a cyborg so you can survive in my alien atmosphere
futikuti: gotcha
StraddleMonster: you land on my planed and i walk out to greet you
StraddleMonster: im wearing a metallic jump suit
StraddleMonster: hello earthling!
StraddleMonster: welcome to planet xi platoonia
StraddleMonster: i walk up and give you a kiss on the cheek
StraddleMonster: you there?
futikuti: wow
StraddleMonster: huh?
futikuti: my cybernetics are stirring
StraddleMonster: i can see the way your eyes are blinking
StraddleMonster: i invite you into my floating home
futikuti: I have come to learn more of your worlfd
StraddleMonster: come, come in me
StraddleMonster: i mean inside
StraddleMonster: this way huemon
futikuti: I have a feeling i will enjoy my research
StraddleMonster: yeah i i shall enjoy giving it to you
StraddleMonster: would you like some refreshments?
StraddleMonster: i have water and zarflats
futikuti: yes please
futikuti: zarflats. . i love that stuff
StraddleMonster: ok here you go
StraddleMonster: PEEDLEPEEDLE PLOO!
StraddleMonster: thats my mating call
StraddleMonster: sorry i couldnt contain myself
StraddleMonster: come into my humble bedroom huemon
StraddleMonster: i lay you down on the bed
futikuti: I think i will
StraddleMonster: i kiss you don your kneck
StraddleMonster: i take off your carrion static armored vest
futikuti: mmmm
StraddleMonster: wow your circuitry is turning me on baby!
StraddleMonster: i suck on your pulsing ariolas
StraddleMonster: it sends a shock down my mouth
StraddleMonster: mmm thats good
StraddleMonster: ive never tasted huemon ariolas before
futikuti: likewise
StraddleMonster: do you want me to take off my top huemon?
futikuti: Ive been thinking about those possibilities since ive landed
futikuti: so. . .yes please
futikuti: :-*
StraddleMonster: go ahead huemon sho me the way you were programemd to fornicate
StraddleMonster: i slip out of my shirt
StraddleMonster: my people do not wear bras we have perfectly errect breast
StraddleMonster: my 3 inch nipples are here for your pleasure homosapien!
StraddleMonster: are you turned on huemon?
futikuti: good lord!
StraddleMonster: oh yes!
You are no longer directly connected to futikuti because the connection has been interrupted..
StraddleMonster: i unzip your pants...
StraddleMonster: i unscrew your laser beam penis and screw on the flesh textured penis made for probing
StraddleMonster: i straddle your cybernetic rod of might!
futikuti: and probe i shall
StraddleMonster: give it to me good!
StraddleMonster: im plunge your flesh like pole into my mough
futikuti: i shall penetrate you deep
StraddleMonster: i dislocate my jaw so that i can devour it!
StraddleMonster: i let out my snake like tounge
StraddleMonster: it reaches down past your shaft and down to your....
futikuti: ohh yes take it all
StraddleMonster: i believe you huemons call it your taint
StraddleMonster: i am taking it!
futikuti: mmmm
StraddleMonster: do you like me tounging your taint?
futikuti: very much so
StraddleMonster: i am gagging on your meat trojan!
StraddleMonster: gugh gugh gugh is the noise you hear
StraddleMonster: i stick it in and out
StraddleMonster: in and out
futikuti: I love it
StraddleMonster: in and out
StraddleMonster: in and out
StraddleMonster: in and out
StraddleMonster: oooo you like that?
futikuti: oooh yes
StraddleMonster: my my your 13 inch penis is quite delightful
StraddleMonster: i like it so much i am sticking it in and out
StraddleMonster: in and out
StraddleMonster: in and out
StraddleMonster: in and out
futikuti: I am happy it suits you
StraddleMonster: oh it is perfect
StraddleMonster: i thoguth the albino dinos on my planet had the biggest penis
StraddleMonster: you make their penis look like that of a packaldermious beetle
StraddleMonster: i am laying on the bed what do you want to do to me?
futikuti: I would like to understand the other sexual organs of your body
futikuti: are they like that of our female species?
StraddleMonster: you see the hole on the opposite site of my vaginal discharge hole?
StraddleMonster: that is very similar to the huemon anus
futikuti: yes
StraddleMonster: except that us aliens do not make such foul secretions
StraddleMonster: so that we call our tamberbox
futikuti: what is its function
StraddleMonster: simple huemon
StraddleMonster: it is for fun. i forgot to inform you that tamber means fun in my language
StraddleMonster: it is my fun box
futikuti: well, that sounds perfect
StraddleMonster: the hole above that is the xarflaxtration
StraddleMonster: that is where i get my natural lubricant from
StraddleMonster: when i get arroused i start to produce mucus which is lube for my people
futikuti: I think i will research all of them
StraddleMonster: and right now it is producing musuc/lube like your penis is spewing fourth your seamon
StraddleMonster: yes explore huemon!
StraddleMonster: what do you want to do to me
StraddleMonster: talk dirty to me cappin
futikuti: mmmm
futikuti signed on at 3:25:02 AM.
StraddleMonster: sorry got kicked for a sec
StraddleMonster: last thing i heared was mmmmm
StraddleMonster: so sorry top ruin the molemint
futikuti: I think i will taste your secretions
StraddleMonster: oh taste them!
StraddleMonster: taste my secreting secretions!
StraddleMonster: stick your tounge deep down there!
futikuti: I bend you over
StraddleMonster: oh yes
futikuti: your ass in the air
StraddleMonster: you hear my spine cracke
StraddleMonster: POP POP POP!
StraddleMonster: oh yes
StraddleMonster: my "pooper" as you huemons call it
futikuti: hehe
StraddleMonster: now what do you want to do to me cyborg 19990g
futikuti: It seems your species was made with fornication in minds
StraddleMonster: it has been so long
futikuti: I grab your cheeks
StraddleMonster: and i have never seen any living organism with such huge reproductive organs
StraddleMonster: oh grab them!
StraddleMonster: grab my blue ass!
futikuti: and bring my mouth to your lube hole
StraddleMonster: oh yes!
StraddleMonster: my scrotopleetledee is going hay wire!
StraddleMonster: i shoot mucus all over your face!
futikuti: lick it with the tip of my tounge
StraddleMonster: i need you big cyborg robot man!
StraddleMonster: oh yes yes!
futikuti: it smells and taste sweet
StraddleMonster: oh yes
StraddleMonster: like that of a dingle bush!
futikuti: like friuts
StraddleMonster: oh yes!
StraddleMonster: i use herbal essence when i wash my hair
StraddleMonster: ... all my hair
futikuti: mmmm
StraddleMonster: keep talking to my 00110011
StraddleMonster: are you rubbing your manhood?
futikuti: most definetly
StraddleMonster: i am so close to climactic overload!
futikuti: I move to your tamberbox
StraddleMonster: oh yes!
futikuti: and lick it in circles
StraddleMonster: oh yes!
StraddleMonster: lick my tamberbox!
StraddleMonster: eeeeeeepeedle poooookakakeeeee
StraddleMonster: i am screaming in excitement!
StraddleMonster: YARPAAAADOOOOOPEEEEEEEEEEE!
futikuti: My tounge extends 8 inches
StraddleMonster: oh my!
futikuti: penetrating your box
StraddleMonster: it looks like a volcanic eruption is taking place on my lube hole!
StraddleMonster: oh yes!
StraddleMonster: penetrate!
futikuti: you can feel me deep inside you
StraddleMonster: oh yes i can
StraddleMonster: i can feel you poking my testiekewls
futikuti: My fingers are playing with your pussy
StraddleMonster: penetrate deeper!
StraddleMonster: oh yes!
StraddleMonster: play with my swiddle kit!
StraddleMonster: i mean pussy!
futikuti: mmmm
futikuti: you taste delicious
StraddleMonster: while you are oding this i am reaching back and playing with your floppy penis with my ape like feet!
StraddleMonster: and you feel delecious
StraddleMonster: my calassed feet rub against your rubbin nubbin!
futikuti: mmmmm
StraddleMonster: i roll over and ask you to stick it in my "pooper" as you huemons call it
StraddleMonster: stick it in and out
StraddleMonster: mmmm
StraddleMonster: feels sooo good!
StraddleMonster: in and out
StraddleMonster: in
StraddleMonster: and
StraddleMonster: out
futikuti: mmmm
StraddleMonster: oh this feels so good
StraddleMonster: in and out
StraddleMonster: in and trout
StraddleMonster: in and out
StraddleMonster: in and out
StraddleMonster: so good
futikuti: nice and hard
StraddleMonster: my mucas is dripping off of my bed and onto the floor
StraddleMonster: it smells like sour cream!
futikuti: human women cannot take my sex
StraddleMonster: oh you feel so gor!
StraddleMonster: i dont think a packiderm could handle your sex
futikuti: but you are my match
StraddleMonster: but fortunately for my race we were build with quite durable baby gashes
StraddleMonster: ye are soul mates!
StraddleMonster: we*
StraddleMonster: touch my bipple buster!
StraddleMonster: touch it!
futikuti: where is it?
StraddleMonster: its right here
StraddleMonster: in my belly button
StraddleMonster: it is like a nipple
StraddleMonster: but it is a bipple
StraddleMonster: a nipple in my belly button!
futikuti: hehe
StraddleMonster: play with it!
StraddleMonster: it feels so good!
futikuti: of course
StraddleMonster: oh yes you are making my nipples lok like proton beams!
StraddleMonster: standing as erect as your meat shovel
StraddleMonster: i am going to climax soon talk dirty to me!
StraddleMonster: please!
futikuti: mmmmmmm
futikuti: Does this feel good alien bitch?
StraddleMonster: oh yes!
futikuti: I hope so, my cock has never reached such limits
StraddleMonster: oh more more!
futikuti: i love pounding it into your depths
StraddleMonster: call me a screting plootie bomb
StraddleMonster: !
StraddleMonster: oh im going to explode!
futikuti: Youre one piece of wet pussy
StraddleMonster: oh yes!
StraddleMonster: call me a plootie bomb!
futikuti: mmmm, you fucking plootie bomb!
StraddleMonster: oh yes!
StraddleMonster: more more!
StraddleMonster: oh your stroochflash feels sooo good!
StraddleMonster: oooohhhh
futikuti: I glad i can fuck you how you like it
StraddleMonster: i just shot mucus out of my lube hole....
StraddleMonster: you are good...
StraddleMonster: have you ejeculated yet futibot?
futikuti: not yet
StraddleMonster: what do you want me to do to you humperdon tron?
futikuti: show me more of your sex culture and maybe youll see my secretions
StraddleMonster: oh yes!
StraddleMonster: i start to play with your now flacid jalapino popper!
StraddleMonster: i am watching it grow into a large cucumber
StraddleMonster: oh yes!
StraddleMonster: i bend you over and start to shove it in my hot wet mouth
StraddleMonster: i am sucking it from the back
futikuti: mmmmm
StraddleMonster: your huemon seman producers (nuts) and rubbing against my nose!
StraddleMonster: they smell glorious!
futikuti: mmmm
StraddleMonster: i am watching that flop this way and that!
futikuti: dont stop
StraddleMonster: oh i wont
futikuti: gag on it
StraddleMonster: GAGH GAGH!
StraddleMonster: GAGH!
StraddleMonster: GUUUUGH!
StraddleMonster: gugh ghi ghlove ghyour ghugh gugh ghcoghck
StraddleMonster: i am drooling profusely!
futikuti: Im about to explode
StraddleMonster: sloppering on your knob!
StraddleMonster: oh yes explode your monkey chunks all over my blue face!
StraddleMonster: i am jacking you off with my callased and ape like feet again
futikuti: no im actually going to explode
futikuti: this is the way i wanted to dye
StraddleMonster: the apposable thumbs on my feet are excuisite for jacking off!
StraddleMonster: oh yes!
StraddleMonster: explode!
StraddleMonster: self destruct initated!
futikuti: ohhhh yesss!
futikuti: thank. . .you
StraddleMonster: its a good thing i am a vegitarian!
StraddleMonster: because im chowing down on your salad!
StraddleMonster: oh it is delecious!
StraddleMonster: oh yes!
StraddleMonster: this is excuisite!
futikuti: boom!
StraddleMonster: delightful!
StraddleMonster: MY EYE!
StraddleMonster: SON OF A BITCH!
StraddleMonster: FUCKER!
StraddleMonster: i pull out my dick and start beating you with it!
StraddleMonster: FWAP FWAP FWAP!
StraddleMonster: all over your body parts!
futikuti: damn
futikuti: that sux
StraddleMonster: you blew up!
StraddleMonster: you destroyed my 200000 year old voltorn antique!
futikuti: now youll remember me
StraddleMonster: i stick a wrench in your butt and repair you
StraddleMonster: except you only have one nut now
StraddleMonster: and your partially blind
StraddleMonster: and your penis looks like a burnt cheeto
futikuti: can it grow?
StraddleMonster: grow?
futikuti: become erect
StraddleMonster: yeah but what good is a cheeto gunna do you?
futikuti: kill me now
StraddleMonster: you wanna use this maglite and tape it to it?
futikuti: I wont feel
StraddleMonster: you do look kinda sexy with that wrench in your ass!
StraddleMonster: you can feel
futikuti: yeah?
StraddleMonster: you can cry
StraddleMonster: then youll feel
StraddleMonster: wittle baybe gunna cwy?
StraddleMonster: yeah!
StraddleMonster: sexy!
StraddleMonster: you look like a robotic popsicle!
futikuti: suck my cheetoh!
StraddleMonster: i dont like cheetos
StraddleMonster: you know what i do like
futikuti: what?
StraddleMonster: bojangled
futikuti: huh?
StraddleMonster: you know bojangled
StraddleMonster: you tell someone
StraddleMonster: you got bojangled!
futikuti: whats that?
StraddleMonster: well in this case monstered
StraddleMonster: you just got monstered
StraddleMonster: monstered proms turn!
futikuti: huh?
StraddleMonster: its when a man tells another man that he is not a man but then turns out that he is a man and then the other man wants to hit that man with a frying pan
StraddleMonster: MONSTER CROMSTUR!
StraddleMonster: comprendo?
StraddleMonster: doodoo bendo?
futikuti: what are you talking about?
StraddleMonster: i think its obvious
StraddleMonster: ok let me make it simple
StraddleMonster: for your feeble huemon brain to comprehend
StraddleMonster: i told you my name was zarchon5 but in actuality it is zarchonir14. i am not from sector xi alpha but actually from kilzma katta. instead of having a tamber box i have a tamber bittle. and i also dont have a bipple
StraddleMonster: i havd a dipple
StraddleMonster: or would you like it in binary code cyborg?
futikuti: so youre a guy
StraddleMonster: 1100111000011010010101010010101010
StraddleMonster: no
StraddleMonster: i am an alpha stigmolepot
StraddleMonster: my species does not simply have male and female
StraddleMonster: we have 500 different types of sex's
futikuti: ok ok. . . roleplay getting a little weird
StraddleMonster: soem have bipples some have dipples some hand jickles
StraddleMonster: youre getting weird cyborg
StraddleMonster: i think the wrench in your ass is making you a cwanky wittle baybe
StraddleMonster: would you like to get back on your mother ship then?
StraddleMonster: if this is too freaky for you?
StraddleMonster: cuz i could pull out my nardicle sack and start slappin that on your face ?
futikuti: ok this was fun at first, but maybe we'll talk later
futikuti: take care
StraddleMonster: ok farewell huemon
StraddleMonster: dont crank your meat too hard
StraddleMonster: i shall play with my tamberbittle for you
StraddleMonster: next time dont self destruct ass!
StraddleMonster: you could put an eye out.
futikuti: sorry
StraddleMonster: bye i love you
futikuti: bye bye
StraddleMonster: i love you
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