*he dosent really have glowing eyes and a glowing mouth, I drew those*I went into a chat room and like .5 seconds after i said the word cyber i was spammed with IM's but he was the first so he won. Lucky him. Oh and theres no way hes 28, he's gotta be like...29.
Victim: hello
StraddleMonster: hi
Victim: asl?
StraddleMonster: 21 F AZ
StraddleMonster: you?
Victim: 28/m/va
Victim: pic?
StraddleMonster: yeah let me find it
StraddleMonster: u got one?
StraddleMonster: this is a new comp
StraddleMonster: i have a pic from my hot or not profile
StraddleMonster: ill send u the pic in a sec
Victim: k
StraddleMonster wants to directly connect.
Victim is now directly connected.
StraddleMonster: u have a pic?
StraddleMonster: *i show him a pic of some girl*
Victim: yes
Victim: wow, hottie:-P
StraddleMonster: like my clevage?
Victim: can i touch it?
StraddleMonster: thank you :-*
StraddleMonster: go ahead!
StraddleMonster: i would be delighted
Victim: mm, i eould luv to
StraddleMonster: oh yes
Victim: if only i could just reach through the computer
StraddleMonster: i know
StraddleMonster: like a robot
Victim: could i call you?
StraddleMonster: sorry my phone isnt connected
StraddleMonster: i just moved about 2 weeks ago
StraddleMonster: all i got i my internet but the phone wasnt hooked up :-(
Victim: *he dosent really have glowing eyes and a glowing mouth, I drew those*
StraddleMonster: i like beards
StraddleMonster: !!
Victim: cool
StraddleMonster: feels good when your kissing me
StraddleMonster: so what should i call you stud?
Victim: derek
Victim: u?
StraddleMonster: my names crystal
StraddleMonster: my names crystal and you is gunna scor-a!!
StraddleMonster: so what are you wearing der?
StraddleMonster: you there?
Victim: shorts and a t
StraddleMonster: oooo
StraddleMonster: im wearing a moomoo and underwear
Victim: u?
Victim: yup
Victim: shorts and a tee
Victim: easy access for us both then
StraddleMonster: oh yes!
StraddleMonster: lets pretend im at your house der
StraddleMonster: im laying on your bed
Victim: ok
StraddleMonster: im wearing my green moomoo and you can see my underwear
StraddleMonster: theres some crumbs on my shirt from the chips i ate
StraddleMonster: i call you over to me
StraddleMonster: i start to kiss you
Victim: i straddle you and pull up your moomoo to touch your breasts, i eat the crumbs first
StraddleMonster: oh yes
StraddleMonster: rub my nips
Victim: i rub them to warm them up
StraddleMonster: yes they are cold and errect
Victim: then my mouth works them both
StraddleMonster: sticking stright up about an inch long
StraddleMonster: oh yes work them derk
Victim: i lick them all over
Victim: then they enter my mouth
StraddleMonster: i reach into your shorts and grab your flacid penis
StraddleMonster: oh yes
Victim: i suck on them gently as my tounge flicks the tips
StraddleMonster: i squeeze your balls
StraddleMonster: oh yes
StraddleMonster: your beard tickles
Victim: i run my hands through your inner thighs as i work your nipples
StraddleMonster: oh yes
StraddleMonster: im still fondling your eggets!
StraddleMonster: they have beards of their own
StraddleMonster: i love it
Victim: i spread your legs arter i have slowly worked your panties down to your knees
StraddleMonster: oh yes
StraddleMonster: my yellow panties to compliment my blue moomoo
StraddleMonster: oh look i have a beard down there too :-)
StraddleMonster: theres more crumbs for you to eat also
Victim: mmmm, my cock plays in the hair, working the length of your clit
StraddleMonster: oh yes comy my hair
StraddleMonster: comb*
StraddleMonster: let your meaty man child frolick in my forest of hair!
StraddleMonster: i am so wet
StraddleMonster: you can smell me
StraddleMonster: i am sucking your nipps too
StraddleMonster: do oyu have a lot of body hair?
Victim: my cock slips in just a little, then back out
Victim: yes
Victim: i like body hair
Victim: like a bear
StraddleMonster: oh you thilly teast
StraddleMonster: tease*
StraddleMonster: oh yes!
StraddleMonster: ROAR!
Victim: it then plays in the forest again
Victim: i am sucking the hair around your nipples
Victim: yes leave your mark there bear!
Victim: we are thrusting and it is just going everywhere down there
StraddleMonster: i love you playing in the forest bear
StraddleMonster: flipping and flapping all over the place
Victim: then, it finds the cave again
StraddleMonster: oh yes
Victim: it peeks in for another visit
StraddleMonster: you can smell my fishy smell
StraddleMonster: it has a bitter sweetness to it!
StraddleMonster: oh yes tell me more
StraddleMonster: !!
Victim: i like the closeness of the cave
StraddleMonster: youre going to earn plenty of freaquent fucker miles
Victim: but still not sure it is safe, so i go back and forth, getting deeper and deeper each time
StraddleMonster: and i like the bulgeyness of your meaty man bear
StraddleMonster: oh yes
StraddleMonster: there arent any bats dont be afraid
StraddleMonster: thrust it in
StraddleMonster: bears cant be afraid of bats
StraddleMonster: are you hard dereek?
Victim: yes
StraddleMonster: im rubbing myself!
Victim: me too
StraddleMonster: oh yes!
Victim: could polay sometime, ever get to va?
StraddleMonster: i bend over and tell you to explore the cave from that angle
StraddleMonster: what?
StraddleMonster: whats a va?
Victim: i wish we could play sometime
StraddleMonster: dont go limp bear
StraddleMonster: were playing right now
StraddleMonster: :D
Victim: i want to touch and feel real heat and sensuality
StraddleMonster: i want tofeel it too
Victim: this is fun, but that would be exilirating
StraddleMonster: its been so long since ive done it
StraddleMonster: oh yes
StraddleMonster: i would nut in seconds
Victim: and over and over, lol
StraddleMonster: how about you?
StraddleMonster: haha
Victim: i could go a while, maybe
StraddleMonster: whens the last time youve had sex?
Victim: month maybe
StraddleMonster: your floppy bear pole would damage my fragile chasm
StraddleMonster: its been about a year for me
StraddleMonster: :-(
StraddleMonster: im a really busy men
StraddleMonster: women
Victim: oh my, you need to travel to va nad see me then
StraddleMonster: i wish i could
Victim: why not?
StraddleMonster: but i have to work a lot at Mcdonalds to pay the bills
StraddleMonster: i just made supervisor aftre working there a year
StraddleMonster: im a slow learner
Victim: i would cum in every day, if you worked there
StraddleMonster: cum
StraddleMonster: haha
StraddleMonster: special sauce
StraddleMonster: you could order a number 2 and id give it to you on your face!
Victim: i would just order you
StraddleMonster: that will be 2 dollars plz
StraddleMonster: hehe
Victim: that would be a super value;-)
StraddleMonster: would you like thighs with that?
StraddleMonster: oh ill supersize you!
StraddleMonster: gimme some of derks dick
Victim: mm, yes plz
StraddleMonster: rip your clothes off and do you on the unsanitary mcdonalds tables
Victim: it is still in you digging deeper into your cave
StraddleMonster: oh yes
StraddleMonster: i nearly forgot
StraddleMonster: burrow in me derk!
Victim: is the cave still warm and moist>
StraddleMonster: yes
StraddleMonster: im still playing hehe
Victim: any drips?
StraddleMonster: oh god yes
StraddleMonster: its like a ofuntain of tuna!
StraddleMonster: all for your pleasure
StraddleMonster: i pull you out of the cave
StraddleMonster: and grab onto your meat guiser
StraddleMonster: i start to jack it off and juggle your balls
Victim: why, he was just getting comfy in there?:-D
StraddleMonster: mymy that is a lot of hair
StraddleMonster: well maybe he will enjoy one of many other caves
StraddleMonster: take your pick
Victim: hmm
StraddleMonster: which cave would you like to venture to next mi love
StraddleMonster: your wish is my command sire
Victim: only one other that i dare try
StraddleMonster: dont be shy
StraddleMonster: you can poke my doodoo eye
StraddleMonster: plunder my caves direk
Victim: not shy, just don't like dirty caves
StraddleMonster: oh it is clean
StraddleMonster: i assure you
StraddleMonster: but you can avoid it if you wish
Victim: i would like that, plenty of other things to do
StraddleMonster: you want to try the cave on the northern hemmisphere?
Victim: sure
Victim: through the mountain pass?
StraddleMonster: i lick the tip of your one headed yogurt flinger
StraddleMonster: oh yes how foolish of me
StraddleMonster: i push my tats together
StraddleMonster: i spit on them for lube
StraddleMonster: PFFT
StraddleMonster: venture through the country pass big bear
Victim: i slide back and forth exploring
StraddleMonster: oh yes
StraddleMonster: i am rubbing them all over
StraddleMonster: i am spitting more and more
Victim: they feel soft and sensual
StraddleMonster: to keep the walls of the canyon moist
StraddleMonster: PFFT
StraddleMonster: i love how your manhood feels
StraddleMonster: he is quite the explorer
StraddleMonster: he must be the chief indian
Victim: yes, he really gets around the body
StraddleMonster: oh yes
StraddleMonster: PFFT
StraddleMonster: still spitting
Victim: he is ready for another cave though
StraddleMonster: venture onward
Victim: but so is my tongue
StraddleMonster: we shall do the 69th position
Victim: i spin
StraddleMonster: weee
StraddleMonster: you are like an acrobat
StraddleMonster: i give you a 10
Victim: sure
StraddleMonster: and you give me a 5 in the mouth
StraddleMonster: mmm i love it
StraddleMonster: its so big!
StraddleMonster: i can tast myself on your man-o-meter
Victim: i play the forest with my fingers to part the bushes and trees
StraddleMonster: are you enjoying yourself down there?
Victim: revealing the mouth of the cave
StraddleMonster: oh yes my big strong bear/giant/acrobat
StraddleMonster: it is clling you
StraddleMonster: it needs you
StraddleMonster: your balls ae bouncing up and down on my face as i gobble you up
StraddleMonster: GGGGHH
StraddleMonster: i love it!
StraddleMonster: do you love it dere?
Victim: my mouth surrounds it and the tongue probes it
StraddleMonster: mmmm
Victim: any crystals in your cave?
StraddleMonster: maybe youll have to see
StraddleMonster: i am about to erupt
StraddleMonster: so be aware so you dont get an eye put out hehe
StraddleMonster: or lose a tooth
StraddleMonster: i am rubbing your butt!
StraddleMonster: caressing the hair
Victim: erupt away, as many times as you like
StraddleMonster: and consuming your dilly daller
StraddleMonster: oh i am so close
StraddleMonster: talk dirty to me
StraddleMonster: i am about to explode
Victim: my tongue finds the sweet spot at the top of your clit and give it a good licking
StraddleMonster: oooo
Victim: my lips surround it
StraddleMonster: oh yes
Victim: i gum it and lightly bite it
StraddleMonster: our beards are entangled
Victim: slurping your juices
StraddleMonster: oh yes gummer!
StraddleMonster: i explode all over your beard
StraddleMonster: looks like you just drank lemonade and spilled it on yourself
StraddleMonster: now its your turn to be a jizz meister
StraddleMonster: i sm succling like its oging out of style
StraddleMonster: i lay you down on the bed
StraddleMonster: and tell you to shhhh
StraddleMonster: everything guna be alright
Victim: i want to spill in the dark warm cave in the south
StraddleMonster: and i slide you in i suck really really really hard
StraddleMonster: soon soon
StraddleMonster: i am sucking you really really really hard
Victim: i moan with pleasure
StraddleMonster: really hard
StraddleMonster: i pull it out while im sucking really really really hard
Victim: i want to fuck you so bad
StraddleMonster: then back in and when i opull it out i suck really really really really hard this time
StraddleMonster: i want you too!
StraddleMonster: i am sucking to hard you can feel the sheets kind of give you a wedgie
StraddleMonster: im sucking it so hard
StraddleMonster: so very very hard
Victim: mmm
StraddleMonster: so hard
StraddleMonster: vaery really super goodly hard
StraddleMonster: you want to inject your baby spices into my cauldrun of boilingness?
Victim: oh, yes
StraddleMonster: i stop sucking you really really really hard
StraddleMonster: and straddle you
StraddleMonster: for i am...
Victim: you ready to let me in?
StraddleMonster: THE STRADDLE MONSTER!
StraddleMonster: oh yes
StraddleMonster: i slip you into the cave
Victim: i plunge deeper, knowing it is safe bc i was here b4
StraddleMonster: it slides right in because there has just been a mudslide
StraddleMonster: yes
StraddleMonster: no bats
StraddleMonster: all ready for you!
Victim: i dig a little at the end, to see if i can go any farther
StraddleMonster: i am bouncing up and down
StraddleMonster: yes
StraddleMonster: you can go all the way
StraddleMonster: no need for your shovel
Victim: we thrust together
StraddleMonster: your miner is completly safe
StraddleMonster: thrusting
StraddleMonster: i am bouncing up and down
Victim: our bodies are pressed together
Victim: we kiss deeply
StraddleMonster: and i go to suck one of my milk containers
StraddleMonster: ok i meant that
StraddleMonster: we kiss deeply
StraddleMonster: oh so good
StraddleMonster: your 5er is sooo good!
Victim: i spill all of my warm milk into you
StraddleMonster: oh yes
StraddleMonster: did you jizz?
Victim: oh, yeah!!
StraddleMonster: :-)
Victim: i wish i could hear your voice
StraddleMonster: hehe sorry
Victim: would you let me call you sometime?
StraddleMonster: nothing special
StraddleMonster: sure
Victim: just helps with the feeling, if you know what i mean
StraddleMonster: want me to let you go get a sock to clean up your baby juice?
StraddleMonster: yeah
StraddleMonster: helps with the jack a lackin
Victim: hey, i got to go eat, i am starving now
StraddleMonster: so you dont have to type one handed
StraddleMonster: but you just ate
Victim: we can definatly do this again sometime
Victim: lol
StraddleMonster: where you gunna go get food at?
Victim: yes, good stuff, but not nutrient rich
Victim: maybe panera
StraddleMonster: its fish its ful of nutrients
StraddleMonster: panera?
StraddleMonster: whats that?
StraddleMonster: some kind of gay bar?
StraddleMonster: haha
Victim: lol, well, luvely crystal, i will ttyl, ok
Victim: bread place
StraddleMonster: oh ok
Victim: coffees, etc . ..
StraddleMonster: hey
Victim: bakery
StraddleMonster: i loved how your beard felt on my balls
StraddleMonster: so good
StraddleMonster: ok have fun with the consuming of food
Victim: thx, have a great day
StraddleMonster: ok
StraddleMonster: next time we'll have a circle jerk
Victim: what?
StraddleMonster: when toure eating the foot long french bread think of me
StraddleMonster: :-D
Victim signed off at 5:55:03 AM.
Victim direct connection is closed.
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