Victim: hi
StraddleMonster: do you like to do for fun?
StraddleMonster: hi
Victim: 21/m
StraddleMonster: 21/f
StraddleMonster: got a pic?
Victim: not on this computer cause it sucks
StraddleMonster: that sucks ass
Victim: yes it does
StraddleMonster: do you like sucking ass?
Victim: i will, its ok
StraddleMonster: have you ever tossed salad?
Victim: no
StraddleMonster: well are you willing to expirament?
Victim: possible
StraddleMonster: well lets get this party started
StraddleMonster: tell me what you want to do to me
Victim: i want to lick your pussy and fuck the hell out of you
StraddleMonster: mmmm
StraddleMonster: so hot
StraddleMonster: that all?
Victim: i want to do standing 69
StraddleMonster: oooooo
StraddleMonster: ive never done that before
StraddleMonster: i would be all suckin onj your dick so hard
StraddleMonster: making air be all sucking into your ass
StraddleMonster: im like a shop vac!
StraddleMonster: you horny?
Victim: oooo, ha. id be eating your pussy, moving my tongue all over
Victim: yea
StraddleMonster: mmmmm
StraddleMonster: you like my babooshka rubbing on your face?
Victim: oh yea
StraddleMonster: i want to juggle your manly fun bags all in my mouth
StraddleMonster: im rubbing myself
StraddleMonster: i want you in me baby!
Victim: i want to grab and lick your tits as a fuck you
StraddleMonster: mmmmmm
StraddleMonster: grab then
StraddleMonster: prevent them from flopping all over
StraddleMonster: because i bruis easily
StraddleMonster: i want you to piss on my stomach mother fucker
Victim: put your legs over my shoulders
StraddleMonster: ok
StraddleMonster: fuck me cowgirl
StraddleMonster: like a cowgirl i mean
StraddleMonster: talk dirty to me
StraddleMonster: cuss at me i like it
Victim: turn the fuck around so i can nail you from behind
StraddleMonster: oh yeah
StraddleMonster: fuck me mother fucker
StraddleMonster: fuck me with your floppy flacid mini man meat!
StraddleMonster: slap them balls against me
Victim: grab your tits and shoulders and push myself in and out
StraddleMonster: yes
StraddleMonster: im glad you have magical reaching abilities
StraddleMonster: yeah mother fucker YEAH!
StraddleMonster: stick it in my log ride baby!
StraddleMonster: fuckin pee in it!
StraddleMonster: you hard!!!???
Victim: yea
StraddleMonster: im so fucking horny!
StraddleMonster: Jack it off baby!
StraddleMonster: yeah jack me off
StraddleMonster: a little reach around
StraddleMonster: and im jacking you off so hard
StraddleMonster: yeah
Victim: i pee all over you....now suck my dick bitch
StraddleMonster: ok
StraddleMonster: dont call me straddle monster
StraddleMonster: call me peepee monster
StraddleMonster: say that
StraddleMonster: not bitch
StraddleMonster: cuz hen i wont do it!
Victim: suck it harder peepee monster
StraddleMonster: yeah im suckin it
StraddleMonster: HUUUUH
StraddleMonster: HUUUUUUH
StraddleMonster: its going so deep
StraddleMonster: its like an illusion
StraddleMonster: looks so small and harmless
StraddleMonster: like a little mouse
StraddleMonster: but then when it in my mouth its like a pack of bulls running down my throat
StraddleMonster: once i had a carrot in my ass
StraddleMonster: want to stick your carrot in my ass?
Victim: yes
StraddleMonster: ram that baby down my mud pit!
Victim: fuckin your ass hard slaping my balls
StraddleMonster: yeah slap dem bawlz
StraddleMonster: pfffft
StraddleMonster: oops sorry
StraddleMonster: i had mexican earlier
StraddleMonster: what else do you want the peepee monster to do?
Victim: ha. now suck my dick and ill cum all over your face
StraddleMonster: ok
StraddleMonster: suck suck suck
StraddleMonster: im like a fish
StraddleMonster: you ever seen their mouths
StraddleMonster: its like that
StraddleMonster: all suck suck suck
StraddleMonster: sucking so hard
Victim: i come all over your face and rub it around with my dick
StraddleMonster: yeah
StraddleMonster: rub it
StraddleMonster: rub it with your poopie dick
StraddleMonster: you like my scales rubbing against your wangus?
*** straddlemonster wants to directly connect.
*** Victim is now directly connected.
StraddleMonster: im not really a girl
StraddleMonster:
StraddleMonster: IM A GOLDFISH!
StraddleMonster: HAHAHAHA!
StraddleMonster: what will your human friends think now?
StraddleMonster: HUH! HUH!
StraddleMonster: fuckin retard
StraddleMonster: couldnt tell i was a fish
StraddleMonster: pfft
StraddleMonster: what a douche bag!
StraddleMonster: ive had long stringy shits smarter than that
Victim: lol
StraddleMonster: besides im a lesbian fish
StraddleMonster: 
StraddleMonster: thats my lover
StraddleMonster: she is quite the looker
Victim: interesting
StraddleMonster: yeah
StraddleMonster: whatre you gunna tell your friends now?
StraddleMonster: when they find out you tried to get off when you were cybering with a fish?
*** Victim direct connection is closed.
Victim: i dont know
StraddleMonster: you sad now?
StraddleMonster: you're quiet
Victim: no
StraddleMonster: now that you know we can never be
Victim: oh well
StraddleMonster: once i had a frog sex me up
StraddleMonster: i still carry his picture in my little fishy wallet
*** straddlemonster wants to directly connect.
*** Victim is now directly connected.
StraddleMonster: 
StraddleMonster: he was an excellent lover
StraddleMonster: couldnt tell the difference between his tadpole kids and his sperm
*** Victim direct connection is closed.
StraddleMonster: so i ate them all
Victim: lol
StraddleMonster: was the best ever
StraddleMonster: once i had a crayon in my fishy ass
StraddleMonster: when i was in a scients lab
StraddleMonster: well im horny now
StraddleMonster: any chance you would want to cyber?
Victim: sure fish are great
StraddleMonster: yeah
StraddleMonster: ok so im rubbing my cloaica
StraddleMonster: an i got that little dangling fish hanging out of me
StraddleMonster: you wanna suck that?
Victim: yea
StraddleMonster: ok
StraddleMonster: so while youre sucking that
StraddleMonster: i slap my little fins on your mouth
StraddleMonster: and your balls
StraddleMonster: your mouth and your balls
StraddleMonster: mouth balls
StraddleMonster: mothballs
StraddleMonster: mothballs?
Victim: ha
StraddleMonster: keeps jackets fresh
StraddleMonster: so moths dont get in there
Victim: thats what ive heard
StraddleMonster: and make you stink worse that oprahs ass
StraddleMonster: yeah
StraddleMonster: you know what youre about to hear?
Victim: the fish noise?
StraddleMonster: nope
StraddleMonster: my thunderous fish ass
StraddleMonster: cuz im about to rip ass like its oging out of style
StraddleMonster: gunna soung like 5 jets are flying out of my ass at break neck speeds
StraddleMonster: there isnt a word to describe the way my farts sound
StraddleMonster: so i inented one
StraddleMonster: hamclapper boomton
StraddleMonster: stein
StraddleMonster: boomstonstein
StraddleMonster: laser
StraddleMonster: alpha
StraddleMonster: nut sack grabber
StraddleMonster: wanna suck em
StraddleMonster: yeah
StraddleMonster: you silly shit lickin fool!
StraddleMonster: ok well its been fun
StraddleMonster: i gots to go
StraddleMonster: hope to see you online sometime
Victim: yea, ok, bye
StraddleMonster: love you
StraddleMonster: i love you
Victim: love you to
StraddleMonster: ok
StraddleMonster: weirdo
StraddleMonster: bi bi
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