Unfortunately this guy signed off before I could say anyhting too freaky...Or maybe he started thinking with his brain and not his wang.
StraddleMonster: hey
Waiter: hi
StraddleMonster: asl?
Waiter: 21m st louis, u?
StraddleMonster: 21/f/az
StraddleMonster: whatre you wearing?
Waiter: black dress pants and boxers
StraddleMonster: you a business man?
Waiter: no i work in a restaurant
StraddleMonster: oh cool
StraddleMonster: im wearing a nice brown and white striped shirt
StraddleMonster: with matchign undies
Waiter: hehe cute
StraddleMonster: thank you
StraddleMonster: i try
Waiter: whatcha look like hun?
StraddleMonster: im about 5 5
StraddleMonster: 150 pounds
StraddleMonster: dark skinned
Waiter: sexy
StraddleMonster: you?
StraddleMonster: what do you look like?
Waiter: 5' 10" 175 athletic, brown hair brown eyes
StraddleMonster: nice
StraddleMonster: you a football player?
Waiter: used to be
Waiter: i fucked my neck up really bad
StraddleMonster: now you just serving salami at restaurants?
StraddleMonster: oh
StraddleMonster: what did you do?
Waiter: i got a sack but i tokk the quaterback down wrong and i went head first into the ground and he came down onto my neck
StraddleMonster: i hurt my neck from giving too much head to guys who weigh 175
StraddleMonster: ouch
StraddleMonster: that sucks
StraddleMonster: speaking of sucking...
StraddleMonster: whip your dick out hun
StraddleMonster: you horney?
StraddleMonster: you there?
Waiter: yeah sorry
Waiter: aright baby its out
StraddleMonster: oooo
StraddleMonster: whatre you wearing?
Waiter: now just boxers
StraddleMonster: oooo
StraddleMonster: ok let me slip out of my clothes
Waiter: mmm yeah baby
Waiter: are you shaved?
StraddleMonster: ok im naked
StraddleMonster: a little
StraddleMonster: i got a little mohawk
StraddleMonster: im a little fuzzy
StraddleMonster: i got a tiny babooshka
Waiter: lol thats nice tho i like that
StraddleMonster: cool
StraddleMonster: you shaved?
Waiter: my tickle my nose while im licking your clit, but i can take it
StraddleMonster: tickle your pickle too
Waiter: yeah i am
StraddleMonster: you aint got no hair on your peaches?
Waiter: nope, and believe me its hard to shave
StraddleMonster: yeah
StraddleMonster: i can imagine
StraddleMonster: want to role play or something?
Waiter: sure ive never really done it so gimme a quick rundown
StraddleMonster: well we pretend were somehtign were not
StraddleMonster: like teacher and student
StraddleMonster: we can pretend were in a different time period
StraddleMonster: we can pretend were animals even
StraddleMonster: anything youve always wanted to do?
Waiter: hmm, well pick whatcha wanna be and want me to be
StraddleMonster: ok
StraddleMonster: let me think
StraddleMonster: give me a min
StraddleMonster: tell me a little about yourself and ill decide form that
StraddleMonster: that sound ok?
Waiter: ok
Waiter: im a waiter at a fancy restaurant i street race, i love to party, what else?
StraddleMonster: thats a good start
StraddleMonster: ok
StraddleMonster: i got it
StraddleMonster: ok
StraddleMonster: im a guest at your restaurant
Waiter: ok
StraddleMonster: and i want you to show me around the restaurant
StraddleMonster: on a ...private tour
StraddleMonster: a tour of your privates if you will
Waiter: hehe
StraddleMonster: tell me about your restaurant
StraddleMonster: and compare various things to your manhood :-)
Waiter: i dunno what id compare to it... its itallian food, we have 35 tables
StraddleMonster: wow
StraddleMonster: so you are strong and sturdy like the tables?
StraddleMonster: and you have a big italian sausage
StraddleMonster: good start?
Waiter: lol, yes and currently as hard as the stone fireplace
StraddleMonster: wow
CRX SFR81: i do have a large sausage
StraddleMonster: fire places are hot
StraddleMonster: i have a large vagina
Waiter: true
StraddleMonster: you can fit it in me
StraddleMonster: i think i am best compared to a dinner roll
StraddleMonster: because i am good
StraddleMonster: but not when theres too much yeast
StraddleMonster: take me into the walk in freezer
Waiter: lol
StraddleMonster: i want to go in there with you
Waiter: okay baby, but its cold in here we keep all the food which like me, will fill up up to your satisfaction
StraddleMonster: oooo
StraddleMonster: i love when it fills me up up
StraddleMonster: what do you want me to call you?
Waiter: anything you like sweetie
StraddleMonster: ok
StraddleMonster: i want you to take me
StraddleMonster: pablo
StraddleMonster: do me any way you want sire
StraddleMonster: what do you want to do to me?
Waiter: hehe anything you want me to and everything you let me do to you
StraddleMonster: you can do whatever you want
StraddleMonster: nothing is off bounds
StraddleMonster: i take my brown striped undies off
StraddleMonster: and slide your hand down to my abyss
StraddleMonster: rub me daddy
StraddleMonster: and i reach into your cheap poliester pants and start kneeding your bawls
Waiter: i rub your swollen clitoris caressing your breasts with the other
StraddleMonster: you feel so good frankenstein
StraddleMonster: yes
StraddleMonster: thats the spot
StraddleMonster: you feel so good
Waiter: i feaverishly rub your pink and play with your nipples
StraddleMonster: i feeling your meat
StraddleMonster: yes
StraddleMonster: i love the way your manly totem feels
StraddleMonster: you must be the head indian
Waiter: i unzip my pants and pull out my rod
StraddleMonster: yes
StraddleMonster: i bend down
StraddleMonster: and ingest your goat nipple
StraddleMonster: it taste good
StraddleMonster: the warmth fills my mouth
Waiter: mmm suck on it
StraddleMonster: its a delight being in the freezer
StraddleMonster: i plunge you into my mouth cavity
StraddleMonster: and grab onto your shaven kiwis
Waiter: i rund my hands through your hair as i gently slide it deeper into your mouth
Waiter: god yes
StraddleMonster: i love your prickly pairs mohamed
StraddleMonster: GAAAAAAA
StraddleMonster: im gagging
StraddleMonster: do you like it?
Waiter: hehe a lil
StraddleMonster: i shove it all the way in
StraddleMonster: i love your baby making meat tube
StraddleMonster: it is splendid
StraddleMonster: i cant wait for the soup du' jour
Waiter: your mouth is treating it so well
StraddleMonster: yes
StraddleMonster: it is at ease
StraddleMonster: i am massaging your nut sacks
Waiter: i want to flood your mouth with its cream
StraddleMonster: and gagging like a goose on your meat caboose
StraddleMonster: yes
StraddleMonster: i need a refill on my protein shake waiter
StraddleMonster: give me your manly baby cream baby
StraddleMonster: give it to me my little sour krout squirting machine
Waiter: its spews forth into your awaiting throat
StraddleMonster: oh yes!
StraddleMonster: PFFFT
StraddleMonster: did you eat onions or somehting?
StraddleMonster: its tangy?
Waiter: hehe you like it?
StraddleMonster: yes
StraddleMonster: i love tang
StraddleMonster: now i bend over
StraddleMonster: are you still hard?
StraddleMonster: im so horny
Waiter: yes i want to fill your ass with my cock before i fill your pink temple
StraddleMonster: yes
StraddleMonster: plunder the brown sea
StraddleMonster: i will be your anus bleeding device
StraddleMonster: stick it in
StraddleMonster: and get the beans out!
Waiter: bend over the shelf
StraddleMonster: yes yes
StraddleMonster: i hope oyu dont feel the marbles in me
StraddleMonster: little brown pleasure marbles
StraddleMonster: i want you so bad!!
StraddleMonster: give it to me rosalee
Waiter: i put my engorged head to your anus grab your hips and push my long shaft into your asshole
StraddleMonster: oh yes
StraddleMonster: asshole is such a romantic word!
StraddleMonster: im so hot!
Waiter: i slide in and out of your tight pucker
StraddleMonster: oh yes
StraddleMonster: you're getting the friction on my vagina going so good i could start a fire
StraddleMonster: all i need is your wood
Waiter signed off at 1:35:45 AM.
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