This is a trick 3 some. and it is an actual convo.

Me (StraddleMonster) and redBOJANGLES were the culprates.


redBOJANGLES has entered the room.

redBOJANGLES: where's the beef?

StraddleMonster: im inviting him lol

Victim has entered the room.

StraddleMonster: hey there

Victim: hey

StraddleMonster: so do you have a name?

redBOJANGLES: is it okay to put in my pic

Victim: yea

Victim: mike

Victim: original i know

StraddleMonster: lol

StraddleMonster: well my names mary

Victim: cool

StraddleMonster: so what kind of stuff are you into?

Victim: all sorts of stuff

StraddleMonster: what are your turn ons and offs?

Victim: ons are probably petite women...confident...kinda kinky...

StraddleMonster: ooo

Victim: you?

StraddleMonster: you just described me hehe

Victim: haha

Victim: offs are...

StraddleMonster: i like taller guys than me...nice....kinky as well

StraddleMonster: hehe

Victim: cool

Victim: ...women who are really giggly

StraddleMonster: cool

StraddleMonster: so whatre you wearing right now?

redBOJANGLES: so...

Victim: bb shorts

Victim: and a wife beater

Victim: you guys?

redBOJANGLES: I have on a white skirt, and a sports bra

StraddleMonster: boxers and a bra

Victim: very nice

redBOJANGLES: i think i look hotter

Victim: so when you guys are gettin hot...

StraddleMonster: you can see into the pee hole from the boxers and see my honey pot!

Victim: where do you like to touch yourself or be touched?

Victim: whats the spot?

StraddleMonster: face

redBOJANGLES: behind the neck

Victim: haha i like it there too

StraddleMonster: i love it when you run your hands over my face

Victim: and my ears

StraddleMonster: i like to grab a guy by his ears when were kissing

StraddleMonster: are you horny mike?

Victim: hell yes

redBOJANGLES: lets take control mary

Victim: arent we all

Victim: have you guys ever had any lesbian experiences

StraddleMonster: yeah...

Victim: or done each other?

StraddleMonster: hehe

redBOJANGLES: yeah, were bi

StraddleMonster: were bi

redBOJANGLES: so we know what we like

Victim: nice

StraddleMonster: have you done any same sex experiences?

Victim: none for me

Victim: straight as an arrow here

redBOJANGLES: a long, meat arrow

redBOJANGLES: right

StraddleMonster: i know something else thats straigh as an arrow....

Victim: what do you guys prefer...the touchy, sensuality of a woman...or the stiff cock of a man?

StraddleMonster: depends

Victim: are you guys wet? nipples hard?

StraddleMonster: oh im wet baby

redBOJANGLES: i like the stiff

redBOJANGLES: i'm rubbing everything

Victim: im takin it all off

StraddleMonster: oh yeah

redBOJANGLES: oh yea

StraddleMonster: is your boner bouncing around when yuo take your shorts off?

Victim: a little bit yes

redBOJANGLES: floppy jalopy

Victim: where are you guys touching right now?

StraddleMonster: ooo thats so hot

Victim: im stroking the head...

StraddleMonster: where arent i touching hehe

redBOJANGLES: no, we are touching the head

StraddleMonster: me too...

redBOJANGLES: yes

StraddleMonster: im touching it so good!

Victim: hell ya u r

Victim: damn i wish i was with u 2 right now

redBOJANGLES: i am good touching it

redBOJANGLES: likewise sire

StraddleMonster: oh i know sweetie

Victim: id rub it between all 4 of your hard nippled breasts

redBOJANGLES: i'm rubbing your shaft with my c cups

StraddleMonster: i want you to take off my boxers!

StraddleMonster: oh yeah!

Victim: with pleasure

StraddleMonster: i want you to slap my buttox!

Victim: mind if i use my mouth to do so?

redBOJANGLES: my clothes are already off

StraddleMonster: oh yeah!

Victim: mine 2

Victim: jangles im picturin u right now

redBOJANGLES: if i could only see you too baby

Victim: long beautiful legs...

redBOJANGLES: you know it

StraddleMonster: im taking off my bra and my boxers

Victim: thin hand stroking your breasts...

redBOJANGLES: ooooo

Victim: one along your clit...

redBOJANGLES: yes

StraddleMonster: i am kissing the back of your nexk cal

redBOJANGLES: i can deepthroat if you want

redBOJANGLES: may I

Victim: oh yes

redBOJANGLES: done

Victim: monster dont stop

redBOJANGLES: gulp

Victim: she swallos i love it

redBOJANGLES: rub my snoosh baby

Victim: can i use my tongue?

StraddleMonster: oh i am hugging you from behind

Victim: monster can i eat you out?

StraddleMonster: oh yes please!

StraddleMonster: i want you to taste me baby

StraddleMonster: taste my hot tunnel of love

StraddleMonster: its calling your name

redBOJANGLES: i'm still sucking meat down

StraddleMonster: miiiiiiiikeeeee

Victim: i can taste it

StraddleMonster: you like it?

redBOJANGLES: I love the taste of Triton

Victim: its delicious

Victim: jangles hows it going down there

redBOJANGLES: just lick the side of your cheek, its like the real thing

redBOJANGLES: can I call it Triton

redBOJANGLES: oh I love it

Victim: u can call it whatever u want

StraddleMonster: lick my cooter mike!

Victim: monster im lying naked on your bed, what do u want to do to me

redBOJANGLES: i love your two wheeled cheese spitter

StraddleMonster: i want to lick your nipples a little bit

StraddleMonster: i want to slowly kiss down to your belly button

Victim: spitter aint the word...

Victim: more like geyser

redBOJANGLES: oh lord yes

Victim: oooh

StraddleMonster: now i am sticking your purple headed yogurt flinger in my mouth!

Victim: im stroking your head...whispering...

Victim: quivering....

StraddleMonster: oh yes you like it?

Victim: dont stop

StraddleMonster: i am rubbing your taint!

redBOJANGLES: i'm almost there mikey

redBOJANGLES: oh yeah

StraddleMonster: i am succling like a newborn baby calf!

redBOJANGLES: keep talking

Victim: ooh

StraddleMonster: i want to suck you dry!

Victim: u guys have nude pics?

Victim: feel free monster

StraddleMonster: i dont have anything except that one i sent

Victim: ive got you both in my arms...

redBOJANGLES: your big arms right

redBOJANGLES: big mucles

Victim: monster you got my dick in your hand...

StraddleMonster: big manly arms

Victim: my massive arms...

redBOJANGLES: oohho

Victim: veins rippling...

StraddleMonster: oh yes of course i do. ITS MINE!

StraddleMonster: oh yes

Victim: bojangles ive got my hand on your puss

StraddleMonster: your dick is like thor!

redBOJANGLES: thats my dick mary!

Victim: stroking it...

StraddleMonster: your mighty hammer!

redBOJANGLES: strike down upon us!

StraddleMonster: me and jangles are kissing each other

redBOJANGLES: feeling each other

Victim: im watching

redBOJANGLES: staring into your eyes

StraddleMonster: oh did i mention i have a nipple ring?

Victim: oh no

StraddleMonster: im bending over mike what do you want to do to me?

Victim: spread those legs

StraddleMonster: oh yes

StraddleMonster: tell me more lol

Victim: send it in there hard

StraddleMonster: send it home daddy!

Victim: unload my man juices

Victim: bend over and eat u out while you quiver

StraddleMonster: i want you to do something a little freaky

Victim: i want to pin you down to the bed

StraddleMonster: i want you to fuck me doggy style while jangles sits on my back facing you and you 2 make out

Victim: can i suck her tits instead?

StraddleMonster: and i want you to finger her and finger my ass a little bit while you fuck me

StraddleMonster: ok

StraddleMonster: its like sex twister

Victim: damn thats a tight ass

StraddleMonster: you like that mike?!

StraddleMonster: oh yeah i know

Victim: fuck yes

redBOJANGLES: talk to me baby

redBOJANGLES: talk dirty

Victim: jangles thos nips are hard

redBOJANGLES: i want to see the dust fly

StraddleMonster: think of my as a a village. and you the viking, you must pillage my village!

Victim: hey french kiss my ears

redBOJANGLES: mmmmm

Victim: monster ive never gone this hard

StraddleMonster: what do you want me to do big daddy mac?

StraddleMonster: omg!

Victim: the heavy breathing is hot

Victim: cover it with chocolate sauce

Victim: and lick every last bit of it off

StraddleMonster: mmm

StraddleMonster: that sort of rhymed

redBOJANGLES: my breath hits the back of your neck

Victim: ooh

StraddleMonster: and mine your face

redBOJANGLES: my tits are dripping into your mouth

Victim: my tongue hits the back of your throat

redBOJANGLES: i gag

Victim: baby im licking em

redBOJANGLES: sorry

redBOJANGLES: keep going

Victim: wow theyre hard

StraddleMonster: i am rubbing your back

Victim: nice and slow...all around...

Victim: now im picking up the pace...

StraddleMonster: youre so good mike

redBOJANGLES: oh yes

Victim: and im moving downstairs

redBOJANGLES: mike you feel so good

StraddleMonster: as you crouch over i hop on your back and you feel my wet buschell on your back

Victim: oh the little hairs warm my face...

redBOJANGLES: ooohh

redBOJANGLES: pfft

Victim: i can hear you tremble as u orgasm

redBOJANGLES: oh yes

redBOJANGLES: OOOOOOHHHHHH

Victim: feel the gooesbumps coming to your skin

redBOJANGLES: still going

StraddleMonster: i am screaming ayeeee in excitement!

redBOJANGLES: tremb bb b bb bling

Victim: im fucking you now

redBOJANGLES: ok

redBOJANGLES: yeah

Victim: grabbing you by the hips, and giving it to u deep

StraddleMonster: i get off you and am rubbing your ass mike

Victim: keep going

redBOJANGLES: is it in yet?

Victim: youre riding it jangles,

redBOJANGLES: oh ok

StraddleMonster: i reach around and stick my wet finger in your belly button

Victim: im kissing your neck at the same time

StraddleMonster: i cover your eyes!

Victim: monster that gave me goosebumps

StraddleMonster: oh yeah!

StraddleMonster: i cover your mouth and say. "ssssshhhhh"

Victim: im yours

StraddleMonster: "we will make everything alright"

StraddleMonster: are you hungry?

Victim: yeah

Victim: can i eat u

StraddleMonster: because i just brought you a muff burger with a side order of thighs!

Victim: i love it

StraddleMonster: please drive forward to the "back window"....if you know what i mean

redBOJANGLES: let me get some of that Mareeeee

redBOJANGLES: OOOOHHHH

StraddleMonster: do you like ti mike?

Victim: yes maam

StraddleMonster: lick me back there mike!

Victim: jangles would u like some in the ass?

redBOJANGLES: oh god yes

Victim: monster i am baby

StraddleMonster: oh yes

redBOJANGLES: lick both of us at the same time

StraddleMonster: i want you to lick it clean!

Victim: fuck one lick one

redBOJANGLES: i know you got skills mike

Victim: jangles hop on

redBOJANGLES: weeeee

Victim: monster come on down

StraddleMonster: jangles lays ontop of me so its like one long ass and you can lick up and down over and over

StraddleMonster: what do you want me to do big man?

Victim: titty fuck me both of u

Victim: use those hard ass nipples

redBOJANGLES: aye aye

StraddleMonster: i am rubbing my bipples on your balls

redBOJANGLES: privates sarah reporting for booty

StraddleMonster: i am sticking my right nipple in your tight buttox and the other is being rubbed on your balls

Victim: drop and give me head private

StraddleMonster: obne two three

StraddleMonster: suckle on his peepee

StraddleMonster: thats the giving head anthem!

StraddleMonster: i am rubbing your meaty shaft!

Victim: im squeezing your ass

redBOJANGLES: i had to drain the inverted lizard real quick

StraddleMonster: im almost going to ejaculate all over the place mike!

redBOJANGLES: oh yeah, me too

redBOJANGLES: uuuuhhhh

StraddleMonster: oh mike

Victim: all over me ladies

StraddleMonster: aye sire

redBOJANGLES: now we have a surprise mike

StraddleMonster: im almost going to cum

Victim: give it to me

StraddleMonster: hold my face mike

redBOJANGLES: not yet mary

StraddleMonster: put your hand on my face like youre holding a melon

Victim: alright

Victim: k im over cyber sex

Victim: this is lame

redBOJANGLES: r u done baby

Victim: never did it baby

StraddleMonster: i just finished

redBOJANGLES: noooooo

StraddleMonster: something wrong?

Victim: i doubt u did

Victim: how can u type and touch at the same time

Victim: yeah this is gay

Victim: phone sex is so much better

StraddleMonster: vibrator

Victim: so is real sex

StraddleMonster: phone sex isnt real sex

Victim: so u type one handed

Victim: i never said it was

StraddleMonster: oh hehe

StraddleMonster: i read bad

StraddleMonster: im mexican

redBOJANGLES: oooooohhhhh, i just came

StraddleMonster: you know mexicans are dumber

redBOJANGLES: i love conversations

redBOJANGLES: lets all cuddle

StraddleMonster: i have a vibrator you wear like underware kind of and the vibrator rubs my head, i mean clit

StraddleMonster: lets spoong

StraddleMonster: spoon i mean

StraddleMonster: stick it in my pooper michael

Victim: lets not

redBOJANGLES: Michael, where are you

Victim: san diego

redBOJANGLES: You just got BOJANGLED BitCH!!!

StraddleMonster: MASTURBATOR BUSTERS!

redBOJANGLES: we are dudes, you are so gay now Mike

Victim: too bad i never did boys

StraddleMonster: we bust your masturbators... big time!

Victim: hey you guys are cool

redBOJANGLES: what ever, fag

StraddleMonster: yeah you did queer muffin!

StraddleMonster: you like us then? you like peepees?

redBOJANGLES: nice name

Victim: not my real aim name shitcock

Victim has left the room.

redBOJANGLES: you got bojangled 4 SHO

StraddleMonster: you real aim name is shit cock?

StraddleMonster: lol

StraddleMonster: lmao

redBOJANGLES: Yippeeeeee

StraddleMonster: ok this ones a keeper lol

redBOJANGLES: We win

StraddleMonster: ok time to type another novel lol

StraddleMonster: *high five*


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