This is a trick 3 some. and it is an actual convo.
Me (StraddleMonster) and redBOJANGLES were the culprates.
redBOJANGLES has entered the room.
redBOJANGLES: where's the beef?
StraddleMonster: im inviting him lol
Victim has entered the room.
StraddleMonster: hey there
Victim: hey
StraddleMonster: so do you have a name?
redBOJANGLES: is it okay to put in my pic
Victim: yea
Victim: mike
Victim: original i know
StraddleMonster: lol
StraddleMonster: well my names mary
Victim: cool
StraddleMonster: so what kind of stuff are you into?
Victim: all sorts of stuff
StraddleMonster: what are your turn ons and offs?
Victim: ons are probably petite women...confident...kinda kinky...
StraddleMonster: ooo
Victim: you?
StraddleMonster: you just described me hehe
Victim: haha
Victim: offs are...
StraddleMonster: i like taller guys than me...nice....kinky as well
StraddleMonster: hehe
Victim: cool
Victim: ...women who are really giggly
StraddleMonster: cool
StraddleMonster: so whatre you wearing right now?
redBOJANGLES: so...
Victim: bb shorts
Victim: and a wife beater
Victim: you guys?
redBOJANGLES: I have on a white skirt, and a sports bra
StraddleMonster: boxers and a bra
Victim: very nice
redBOJANGLES: i think i look hotter
Victim: so when you guys are gettin hot...
StraddleMonster: you can see into the pee hole from the boxers and see my honey pot!
Victim: where do you like to touch yourself or be touched?
Victim: whats the spot?
StraddleMonster: face
redBOJANGLES: behind the neck
Victim: haha i like it there too
StraddleMonster: i love it when you run your hands over my face
Victim: and my ears
StraddleMonster: i like to grab a guy by his ears when were kissing
StraddleMonster: are you horny mike?
Victim: hell yes
redBOJANGLES: lets take control mary
Victim: arent we all
Victim: have you guys ever had any lesbian experiences
StraddleMonster: yeah...
Victim: or done each other?
StraddleMonster: hehe
redBOJANGLES: yeah, were bi
StraddleMonster: were bi
redBOJANGLES: so we know what we like
Victim: nice
StraddleMonster: have you done any same sex experiences?
Victim: none for me
Victim: straight as an arrow here
redBOJANGLES: a long, meat arrow
redBOJANGLES: right
StraddleMonster: i know something else thats straigh as an arrow....
Victim: what do you guys prefer...the touchy, sensuality of a woman...or the stiff cock of a man?
StraddleMonster: depends
Victim: are you guys wet? nipples hard?
StraddleMonster: oh im wet baby
redBOJANGLES: i like the stiff
redBOJANGLES: i'm rubbing everything
Victim: im takin it all off
StraddleMonster: oh yeah
redBOJANGLES: oh yea
StraddleMonster: is your boner bouncing around when yuo take your shorts off?
Victim: a little bit yes
redBOJANGLES: floppy jalopy
Victim: where are you guys touching right now?
StraddleMonster: ooo thats so hot
Victim: im stroking the head...
StraddleMonster: where arent i touching hehe
redBOJANGLES: no, we are touching the head
StraddleMonster: me too...
redBOJANGLES: yes
StraddleMonster: im touching it so good!
Victim: hell ya u r
Victim: damn i wish i was with u 2 right now
redBOJANGLES: i am good touching it
redBOJANGLES: likewise sire
StraddleMonster: oh i know sweetie
Victim: id rub it between all 4 of your hard nippled breasts
redBOJANGLES: i'm rubbing your shaft with my c cups
StraddleMonster: i want you to take off my boxers!
StraddleMonster: oh yeah!
Victim: with pleasure
StraddleMonster: i want you to slap my buttox!
Victim: mind if i use my mouth to do so?
redBOJANGLES: my clothes are already off
StraddleMonster: oh yeah!
Victim: mine 2
Victim: jangles im picturin u right now
redBOJANGLES: if i could only see you too baby
Victim: long beautiful legs...
redBOJANGLES: you know it
StraddleMonster: im taking off my bra and my boxers
Victim: thin hand stroking your breasts...
redBOJANGLES: ooooo
Victim: one along your clit...
redBOJANGLES: yes
StraddleMonster: i am kissing the back of your nexk cal
redBOJANGLES: i can deepthroat if you want
redBOJANGLES: may I
Victim: oh yes
redBOJANGLES: done
Victim: monster dont stop
redBOJANGLES: gulp
Victim: she swallos i love it
redBOJANGLES: rub my snoosh baby
Victim: can i use my tongue?
StraddleMonster: oh i am hugging you from behind
Victim: monster can i eat you out?
StraddleMonster: oh yes please!
StraddleMonster: i want you to taste me baby
StraddleMonster: taste my hot tunnel of love
StraddleMonster: its calling your name
redBOJANGLES: i'm still sucking meat down
StraddleMonster: miiiiiiiikeeeee
Victim: i can taste it
StraddleMonster: you like it?
redBOJANGLES: I love the taste of Triton
Victim: its delicious
Victim: jangles hows it going down there
redBOJANGLES: just lick the side of your cheek, its like the real thing
redBOJANGLES: can I call it Triton
redBOJANGLES: oh I love it
Victim: u can call it whatever u want
StraddleMonster: lick my cooter mike!
Victim: monster im lying naked on your bed, what do u want to do to me
redBOJANGLES: i love your two wheeled cheese spitter
StraddleMonster: i want to lick your nipples a little bit
StraddleMonster: i want to slowly kiss down to your belly button
Victim: spitter aint the word...
Victim: more like geyser
redBOJANGLES: oh lord yes
Victim: oooh
StraddleMonster: now i am sticking your purple headed yogurt flinger in my mouth!
Victim: im stroking your head...whispering...
Victim: quivering....
StraddleMonster: oh yes you like it?
Victim: dont stop
StraddleMonster: i am rubbing your taint!
redBOJANGLES: i'm almost there mikey
redBOJANGLES: oh yeah
StraddleMonster: i am succling like a newborn baby calf!
redBOJANGLES: keep talking
Victim: ooh
StraddleMonster: i want to suck you dry!
Victim: u guys have nude pics?
Victim: feel free monster
StraddleMonster: i dont have anything except that one i sent
Victim: ive got you both in my arms...
redBOJANGLES: your big arms right
redBOJANGLES: big mucles
Victim: monster you got my dick in your hand...
StraddleMonster: big manly arms
Victim: my massive arms...
redBOJANGLES: oohho
Victim: veins rippling...
StraddleMonster: oh yes of course i do. ITS MINE!
StraddleMonster: oh yes
Victim: bojangles ive got my hand on your puss
StraddleMonster: your dick is like thor!
redBOJANGLES: thats my dick mary!
Victim: stroking it...
StraddleMonster: your mighty hammer!
redBOJANGLES: strike down upon us!
StraddleMonster: me and jangles are kissing each other
redBOJANGLES: feeling each other
Victim: im watching
redBOJANGLES: staring into your eyes
StraddleMonster: oh did i mention i have a nipple ring?
Victim: oh no
StraddleMonster: im bending over mike what do you want to do to me?
Victim: spread those legs
StraddleMonster: oh yes
StraddleMonster: tell me more lol
Victim: send it in there hard
StraddleMonster: send it home daddy!
Victim: unload my man juices
Victim: bend over and eat u out while you quiver
StraddleMonster: i want you to do something a little freaky
Victim: i want to pin you down to the bed
StraddleMonster: i want you to fuck me doggy style while jangles sits on my back facing you and you 2 make out
Victim: can i suck her tits instead?
StraddleMonster: and i want you to finger her and finger my ass a little bit while you fuck me
StraddleMonster: ok
StraddleMonster: its like sex twister
Victim: damn thats a tight ass
StraddleMonster: you like that mike?!
StraddleMonster: oh yeah i know
Victim: fuck yes
redBOJANGLES: talk to me baby
redBOJANGLES: talk dirty
Victim: jangles thos nips are hard
redBOJANGLES: i want to see the dust fly
StraddleMonster: think of my as a a village. and you the viking, you must pillage my village!
Victim: hey french kiss my ears
redBOJANGLES: mmmmm
Victim: monster ive never gone this hard
StraddleMonster: what do you want me to do big daddy mac?
StraddleMonster: omg!
Victim: the heavy breathing is hot
Victim: cover it with chocolate sauce
Victim: and lick every last bit of it off
StraddleMonster: mmm
StraddleMonster: that sort of rhymed
redBOJANGLES: my breath hits the back of your neck
Victim: ooh
StraddleMonster: and mine your face
redBOJANGLES: my tits are dripping into your mouth
Victim: my tongue hits the back of your throat
redBOJANGLES: i gag
Victim: baby im licking em
redBOJANGLES: sorry
redBOJANGLES: keep going
Victim: wow theyre hard
StraddleMonster: i am rubbing your back
Victim: nice and slow...all around...
Victim: now im picking up the pace...
StraddleMonster: youre so good mike
redBOJANGLES: oh yes
Victim: and im moving downstairs
redBOJANGLES: mike you feel so good
StraddleMonster: as you crouch over i hop on your back and you feel my wet buschell on your back
Victim: oh the little hairs warm my face...
redBOJANGLES: ooohh
redBOJANGLES: pfft
Victim: i can hear you tremble as u orgasm
redBOJANGLES: oh yes
redBOJANGLES: OOOOOOHHHHHH
Victim: feel the gooesbumps coming to your skin
redBOJANGLES: still going
StraddleMonster: i am screaming ayeeee in excitement!
redBOJANGLES: tremb bb b bb bling
Victim: im fucking you now
redBOJANGLES: ok
redBOJANGLES: yeah
Victim: grabbing you by the hips, and giving it to u deep
StraddleMonster: i get off you and am rubbing your ass mike
Victim: keep going
redBOJANGLES: is it in yet?
Victim: youre riding it jangles,
redBOJANGLES: oh ok
StraddleMonster: i reach around and stick my wet finger in your belly button
Victim: im kissing your neck at the same time
StraddleMonster: i cover your eyes!
Victim: monster that gave me goosebumps
StraddleMonster: oh yeah!
StraddleMonster: i cover your mouth and say. "ssssshhhhh"
Victim: im yours
StraddleMonster: "we will make everything alright"
StraddleMonster: are you hungry?
Victim: yeah
Victim: can i eat u
StraddleMonster: because i just brought you a muff burger with a side order of thighs!
Victim: i love it
StraddleMonster: please drive forward to the "back window"....if you know what i mean
redBOJANGLES: let me get some of that Mareeeee
redBOJANGLES: OOOOHHHH
StraddleMonster: do you like ti mike?
Victim: yes maam
StraddleMonster: lick me back there mike!
Victim: jangles would u like some in the ass?
redBOJANGLES: oh god yes
Victim: monster i am baby
StraddleMonster: oh yes
redBOJANGLES: lick both of us at the same time
StraddleMonster: i want you to lick it clean!
Victim: fuck one lick one
redBOJANGLES: i know you got skills mike
Victim: jangles hop on
redBOJANGLES: weeeee
Victim: monster come on down
StraddleMonster: jangles lays ontop of me so its like one long ass and you can lick up and down over and over
StraddleMonster: what do you want me to do big man?
Victim: titty fuck me both of u
Victim: use those hard ass nipples
redBOJANGLES: aye aye
StraddleMonster: i am rubbing my bipples on your balls
redBOJANGLES: privates sarah reporting for booty
StraddleMonster: i am sticking my right nipple in your tight buttox and the other is being rubbed on your balls
Victim: drop and give me head private
StraddleMonster: obne two three
StraddleMonster: suckle on his peepee
StraddleMonster: thats the giving head anthem!
StraddleMonster: i am rubbing your meaty shaft!
Victim: im squeezing your ass
redBOJANGLES: i had to drain the inverted lizard real quick
StraddleMonster: im almost going to ejaculate all over the place mike!
redBOJANGLES: oh yeah, me too
redBOJANGLES: uuuuhhhh
StraddleMonster: oh mike
Victim: all over me ladies
StraddleMonster: aye sire
redBOJANGLES: now we have a surprise mike
StraddleMonster: im almost going to cum
Victim: give it to me
StraddleMonster: hold my face mike
redBOJANGLES: not yet mary
StraddleMonster: put your hand on my face like youre holding a melon
Victim: alright
Victim: k im over cyber sex
Victim: this is lame
redBOJANGLES: r u done baby
Victim: never did it baby
StraddleMonster: i just finished
redBOJANGLES: noooooo
StraddleMonster: something wrong?
Victim: i doubt u did
Victim: how can u type and touch at the same time
Victim: yeah this is gay
Victim: phone sex is so much better
StraddleMonster: vibrator
Victim: so is real sex
StraddleMonster: phone sex isnt real sex
Victim: so u type one handed
Victim: i never said it was
StraddleMonster: oh hehe
StraddleMonster: i read bad
StraddleMonster: im mexican
redBOJANGLES: oooooohhhhh, i just came
StraddleMonster: you know mexicans are dumber
redBOJANGLES: i love conversations
redBOJANGLES: lets all cuddle
StraddleMonster: i have a vibrator you wear like underware kind of and the vibrator rubs my head, i mean clit
StraddleMonster: lets spoong
StraddleMonster: spoon i mean
StraddleMonster: stick it in my pooper michael
Victim: lets not
redBOJANGLES: Michael, where are you
Victim: san diego
redBOJANGLES: You just got BOJANGLED BitCH!!!
StraddleMonster: MASTURBATOR BUSTERS!
redBOJANGLES: we are dudes, you are so gay now Mike
Victim: too bad i never did boys
StraddleMonster: we bust your masturbators... big time!
Victim: hey you guys are cool
redBOJANGLES: what ever, fag
StraddleMonster: yeah you did queer muffin!
StraddleMonster: you like us then? you like peepees?
redBOJANGLES: nice name
Victim: not my real aim name shitcock
Victim has left the room.
redBOJANGLES: you got bojangled 4 SHO
StraddleMonster: you real aim name is shit cock?
StraddleMonster: lol
StraddleMonster: lmao
redBOJANGLES: Yippeeeeee
StraddleMonster: ok this ones a keeper lol
redBOJANGLES: We win
StraddleMonster: ok time to type another novel lol
StraddleMonster: *high five*
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