Well I now know that legos don't get you in the mood...Well legos mixed with a butthole. Oh and i accidentally closed the begining part of the convom but it's ok cuz we were just saying hi or whatever.
*** Victim is now directly connected.
StraddleMonster: wtf
StraddleMonster: sec
StraddleMonster: this pic is being retarded
StraddleMonster: one min hun
StraddleMonster: so tell me what you look like
Victim: blue eyes dark short hair 5'8 195lbs
StraddleMonster: you dont have any picture?
Victim: nope
StraddleMonster: so what do you like to do for fun?
StraddleMonster: (sent him a pic of some random girl)
Victim: hunt fish ride 4 wheelers football and baseball
StraddleMonster: oh cool
Victim: ur hot
StraddleMonster: teehee
StraddleMonster: thanks
Victim: what do u like to do for fun
StraddleMonster: i have no idea why it was being weird
StraddleMonster: i like riding bmx bikes
Victim: cool
StraddleMonster: im not too good
Victim: what about riding guys
Victim: lol
StraddleMonster: hehe
StraddleMonster: im an expert at that
StraddleMonster: let me ride that donkey donkey
StraddleMonster: hehe
Victim: well come ride it
Victim: lol
StraddleMonster: what are you wearing right now?
Victim: just boxers
Victim: u
StraddleMonster: a shirt and socks and my undies
StraddleMonster: my hair is all messy cuz i was working on my bike all day
Victim: mmmmmmmm sounds hot
StraddleMonster: yeah really hot
StraddleMonster: you want me to take off your boxers?
Victim: yea
StraddleMonster: ok im sliding them off
Victim: there off
StraddleMonster: oooo
StraddleMonster: are you hard?
Victim: no yet
StraddleMonster: well ill get you harder than a rocket!
Victim: good
StraddleMonster: make you shoot some baby chowder in me!
StraddleMonster: im rubbing my titties!
Victim: mmmmmm
StraddleMonster: are you touching yourself?
Victim: yea
StraddleMonster: or just typing really slow?
StraddleMonster: nice!
StraddleMonster: you hard yet?
Victim: yea
StraddleMonster: so am i
StraddleMonster: im so horny
StraddleMonster: im dripping
Victim: mmmmm
Victim: r u fingering urself
Victim: ?
StraddleMonster: what do you want to do to me?
StraddleMonster: im just rubbing around my trout anout
StraddleMonster: snout*
Victim: r u nude
StraddleMonster: i just stuck my finger in a little
StraddleMonster: no
StraddleMonster: still wearing my teal shirt
StraddleMonster: and woll socks
StraddleMonster: and boxers
StraddleMonster: ok let me take my boxers off
Victim: im nude
Victim: in my bed
StraddleMonster: nice
Victim: rubbing my hard cock
StraddleMonster: you on a laptop?
Victim: yea
StraddleMonster: slapping the keys with your vienna?
Victim: rijonerfosdslk
StraddleMonster: good job
Victim: now slap urs with ur tits
StraddleMonster: did you really slap it with your meat torpedo?
StraddleMonster: FLOP
StraddleMonster: my nipples are excellent typers
StraddleMonster: ok sec ill do it for real
StraddleMonster: fmngggwImAManboyajffkdlllFDDDD:W
StraddleMonster: slapped em all over it hehe
StraddleMonster: lets pretend im at your place
StraddleMonster: and were both lying naked on your bed
Victim: mmmmmmm im liking this
Victim: keep going
StraddleMonster: and i am kissing on your nipples
StraddleMonster: and were playing footsie
StraddleMonster: TICKLE TICKLE!
StraddleMonster: got your little toes with my toes
StraddleMonster: and im rubbing your arms
StraddleMonster: mmmm youre so strong
StraddleMonster: and i slowly kiss down your chest
StraddleMonster: and stick my finger in your belly button
StraddleMonster: and teast it a little
StraddleMonster: and now i go down to your barley field
StraddleMonster: and see the meat watchtower
StraddleMonster: i sneak up on it with my gaping maw
StraddleMonster: and slobber all over it
Victim: mmmmmm
Victim: feels so good babe
StraddleMonster: yeah
StraddleMonster: feeling my blistered hand rubbing up and down your dime roll
StraddleMonster: feel my slobber going down through the thick bush
StraddleMonster: down past your kiwis
StraddleMonster: and into your brown log crevis
StraddleMonster: oh yes
StraddleMonster: you want to tea bag me?
Victim: yea
StraddleMonster: GAAAAH
StraddleMonster: thats the noise im making when it goes in
StraddleMonster: GAAAAH
StraddleMonster: and im spitting when you pull them out
StraddleMonster: so its like GAAAH PFFFT
StraddleMonster: yeah im gagging on your meaty delight
StraddleMonster: what ese do you want me to do?
StraddleMonster: want me to stick a lego in your butt?
*** Victim direct connection is closed.
StraddleMonster: how about a micro machine?
StraddleMonster: damn...i was about to cum...
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