This wasn't really cyber sex. This time i didnt have to pretend i was a girl, and the person i was talking to was a girl! She was in a chat room she made for people with disabilitys or something.Enjoy...


starlet: hey
me: hey tardie
me: whats up?
me: call me tarzilla it makes me feel bettur
starlet: no
me: my friend said her poop bag broke and hse has to get it fixed
starlet: ur names micky
starlet: ino
me: yea i know
me: so are you retarded too?
starlet: sorta
me: what makes you so retarded?
starlet: im going blind
me: thats retarded
starlet: hey
me: do you poop yourself?
starlet: im being nice
starlet: and ur using that word
me: what race are you?
starlet: :((
starlet: white
starlet: y
me: cool
me: cuz i dont talk to anyone who isnt white
me: WHITE POWER!
me: WHITE TARD POWER!
starlet: dont
starlet: do that
starlet: thats mean
me: are you the girl in americas next top model?
starlet: no
me: oh damn
me: cuz i wanna hit it!
starlet: wat???
me: i wanna hit that shit
me: make some tardie lovin!
starlet: i dont like this
me: cmon baby
me: just take the eye patch off!
me: get all sexafied!
starlet: y r u being ajerk
starlet: sorry
me: this is a bunch of tardie balardie
starlet: im on ur side
me: im on your side
starlet: but ur hurting people
me: the side u can see me on so you know im not lying
me: no im not
me: my daddy said im the reason baby jesus crys at night
starlet: wheres ur dad
starlet: i wanna word with him
me: hes in bed
starlet: a fist 2 face talk
me: want me to go hold a pillow over his face?
starlet: my fist 2 hes face
me: oh is that some kind of joke?
me: my dads def!
starlet: no
me: hows he gunna hear you talk!
starlet: he wanna hope i dont
me: now whos hurting people?
starlet: get over there and c him
starlet: hes dead
me: "he wanna hope i dont"?
me: this a ho down?
me: HOOO EEEE
starlet: i hate people who put others down
starlet: like the way he puts u down
me: well its all better when he has his finger in me
starlet: do u talk 2 anyone aboutthis
starlet: what hes doing is wrong
me: about what?
starlet: andillegal
me: my daddys magic hands?
starlet: yeh
me: and not using the space bar?
starlet: wat about the space bar
me: oops i just shit all over my retarded ass
me: yea what about it
starlet: i gotta go
starlet: cya
me: hey wait
starlet: yeh
me: i wanna fuck you like an animal
starlet: wat eva
me: thats a good song huh?
starlet: later
me: hey
me: you should dress like a pirate
starlet: get bent
me: maybe i am already bent
me: but you cant see me!
starlet: i dont wanna talk 2 u
me: ok im sorry
me: i love you
starlet: u hurt me
me: im just in a bad mood cuz i shit all over


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