Just thoguht I would do a little test. 1. I was tired and in a retarded mood. 2. I am retarded. 3. Poop is funny, YAAAAAAAAY!
Guy #1
Guy#1: age/sex/pic??
StraddleMonster: 21 f yes
Guy#1: can i see urs
StraddleMonster: if i can see yours first hehe
Guy#1 wants to directly connect.
Guy#1 is now directly connected.
StraddleMonster: asl?
Guy#1:
Guy#1: 24/m
StraddleMonster: that isnt you
Guy#1: yes it is
StraddleMonster: that looks like its from a magazine and you put your head on it
StraddleMonster: send me another one then
StraddleMonster: i dont believe
Guy#1: dont have ne more
StraddleMonster: ok
StraddleMonster: well heres mine
StraddleMonster:
StraddleMonster: ITS THE SHIT!
Guy #2
Guy #2: hey
Guy #2: .s.l?
Guy #2: a.s.l?
StraddleMonster: 21 f az
StraddleMonster: you?
Guy #2: 19.m.vt.
Guy #2: pic?
StraddleMonster: yeah
StraddleMonster: you??
Guy #2: yea
Guy #2 wants to directly connect.
Guy #2 is now directly connected.
StraddleMonster: you really horny?
StraddleMonster: i dont wanna send you a pic unless i know youre really into it
Guy #2: 
Guy #2: yea im horny
StraddleMonster: cool
Guy #2: but i can be alot hornier
StraddleMonster: are you playing with yourself?
StraddleMonster: oh really?
StraddleMonster: well i think this may help!
StraddleMonster: you ready for it?
Guy #2: yea
Guy #2: hit me!
StraddleMonster: start wackin it now
StraddleMonster: are you?
StraddleMonster: are you wacking it?
Guy #2: yea for you i will
StraddleMonster: awsome
StraddleMonster: i just wanted to make sure you wanted this
StraddleMonster: you like big boobs?
Guy #2: if they're yours...im sure ill like them
StraddleMonster: yes
Guy #2: i like pussy more tho
StraddleMonster: oh you want me to take a pic of that instead?
StraddleMonster: i just got a web cam
StraddleMonster: ill take a pic
StraddleMonster: ill brb im gunna take a pic
StraddleMonster: keep playing with yourself.
Guy #2: ok let me know
Guy #2: ill be waiting
StraddleMonster: ok im back
StraddleMonster: im uploading the picture to my comp right now
StraddleMonster: i hope youre super horny this is just for you hehe
StraddleMonster: i just got my camera yesterday and havent used it really
StraddleMonster: this is the first sexy pic ive taken
StraddleMonster: are you there?
Guy #2: yea im here
Guy #2: sorry
StraddleMonster: np
Guy #2: yea haha good work
StraddleMonster: hehe
Guy #2: can i see it?
StraddleMonster: you at work?
StraddleMonster: yeah
StraddleMonster: in a sec
StraddleMonster: im loading it
Guy #2: no im home right now
Guy #2: allright
StraddleMonster: oh
StraddleMonster: this picture is the shit!
StraddleMonster: tell me you want the shit!
Guy #2: hehe i want it
StraddleMonster:
StraddleMonster: ITS AN ALIEN POOP!
StraddleMonster: GOT YOU GOOD BIOTCH
StraddleMonster: DIRTY SLUT WACKIN OFF TO POOP!
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