This guy IMed me and i was kinda tired but wanted to fuck with someone and his timing was perfect...For me any how. I got tired so i had to end it. If this one isn't as freaky as the others i am sorry, it was a late night. If this was me i think I would be weirded out when a chick says she's jacking off, and that shes gunna jizz. I mean wtf. I'm sorry but i am making the male species look like retards...I'm sorry once again.
Victim: hey hey
StraddleMonster: hey there
StraddleMonster: asl?
Victim: 20-m-tx you?
StraddleMonster: 21/f/az
StraddleMonster: got a pic?
Victim: yes ma'am, you?
StraddleMonster: yes
Victim awesome, you may have to super expand the window, otherwise the pic looks funky, cause its kinda big
Victim: wanna trade?
StraddleMonster: sure
StraddleMonster wants to directly connect.
Victim is now directly connected.
Victim: *Shows me his picture but i forgot to save it. He looked like some dirty sewer rat.*
Victim: the one on the left
StraddleMonster: cute
StraddleMonster: sorry the pic lagged my comp out
Victim: sorry, pobably my fault
Victim: thanx though
StraddleMonster: np
StraddleMonster: *I show him my pic...well a girls pic.*
StraddleMonster: so whats your pic from?
Victim: wow!! very nice!!!
StraddleMonster: haha thanks
Victim: summer job this summer
StraddleMonster: cool
StraddleMonster: whats the job?
StraddleMonster: i work at a sperm bank
StraddleMonster: i just cant get enough of it
StraddleMonster: you there?
Victim: lol, very nice, that is actually my acting team, i am on an improv team
StraddleMonster: cool
StraddleMonster: you a funyn guy?
StraddleMonster: funny*
Victim: meh, some people may say so
StraddleMonster: i like funny things
Victim: well, lucky for me
StraddleMonster: do you have any unique sexual talents?
Victim: :-D
Victim: not really, except for an abundence of energy
StraddleMonster: thats always good
StraddleMonster: are you feeling frisky right now?
StraddleMonster: why dont you improv your pants off
Victim: done and done !
Victim: what about you?
StraddleMonster: do you like to role play?
StraddleMonster: yeah im only wearing a wife beater
StraddleMonster: im taking it off
StraddleMonster: my tis are flopping out
StraddleMonster: tits*
Victim: mmmm, k, takin' off my boxer briefs
StraddleMonster: is your 5er flopping around?
Victim: little more tha 5er
StraddleMonster: WOW
StraddleMonster: YOU SERIOUS?!?!
Victim: just a , little
StraddleMonster: how big is it?
Victim: between 6 and 7, lol, really havent taken a ruler to it lately
StraddleMonster: oh
StraddleMonster: ive got 5
Victim: sorry
StraddleMonster: thats what my ex had
StraddleMonster: you must be huge
StraddleMonster: like a dog or something
StraddleMonster: wanna do some role playing?
StraddleMonster: u there?
Victim: yes ma'am
StraddleMonster: oh ok
StraddleMonster: do you like to do role playing?
Victim: yes ma'am, whatcha want?
StraddleMonster: what do you like?
StraddleMonster: have any fantacys?
TigerTex21: right now, i'm so horny i could get off to anything
StraddleMonster: ok
StraddleMonster: then im a tree and youre a rock
StraddleMonster: haha
Victim: lol, i was about to say ok
StraddleMonster: lol
StraddleMonster: my leaves brish against your face
StraddleMonster: and then i get cut down
StraddleMonster: and squash you
StraddleMonster: jk
StraddleMonster: ok lets pretend im at your house
StraddleMonster: youre a wealthy business man
Victim: lol, wow, it actually worked
StraddleMonster: lol
Victim: lol, very nice start
StraddleMonster: ok
StraddleMonster: i am your mistress
StraddleMonster: and we have been out drinking all night
Victim: and where are you?
StraddleMonster: with you
StraddleMonster: what do you mean?
StraddleMonster: you there?
Victim: u there?
StraddleMonster: yeah
StraddleMonster: so were in your room
StraddleMonster: what do you want to do to me?
StraddleMonster: u there?
Victim: yeah, cop hick up
Victim: comp*
StraddleMonster: oh
StraddleMonster: so what do you want to do to me?
Victim: start by kissing, and work very very slowly, getting more and more passionate
StraddleMonster: yes
StraddleMonster: i want to feel your balls sagging on me
Victim: i thrust my genatales towards yours
StraddleMonster: were kissing and rolling around on the bed
StraddleMonster: direct hit!
StraddleMonster: you slide in with ease
StraddleMonster: because im loose
StraddleMonster: it feels sooo good
StraddleMonster: suck my titties
Victim: i slowly slide all the way till i hit the top
StraddleMonster: my large ariolas need you
StraddleMonster: you think its the top
StraddleMonster: but its only half way
StraddleMonster: it feels sooo good
StraddleMonster: im jacking off so hard
Victim: i lick in circles around your nipple and give the tip a little nibble
StraddleMonster: i put you in my mouth
Victim: ooooooohhhhh
StraddleMonster: like a little fish
StraddleMonster: i suck you off and am jacking off
StraddleMonster: mmmm
StraddleMonster: i want your charlston chew!
Victim: i give a very loud moan
StraddleMonster: i flatulate in pleasure
StraddleMonster: i lay down on the bed
StraddleMonster: then i bend over
StraddleMonster: excuse the smell
StraddleMonster: now do your worst
Victim: i reah around and grab your tits
StraddleMonster: yes
StraddleMonster: grab them floppy suckers
Victim: i use them for grib as i thrust my way deeper and deeper
StraddleMonster: i reach back and pinch your nipple
StraddleMonster: yes
StraddleMonster: yes
StraddleMonster: i smack your ass
StraddleMonster: i nae like a horse
Victim: i use my thys to thrust harder and harder
StraddleMonster: neeeeeeee
StraddleMonster: oooo
StraddleMonster: im so hard
StraddleMonster: i can feel all of you
StraddleMonster: you feel so good
Victim: you get even more and more
StraddleMonster: yes yes
StraddleMonster: you have the best chode ever!
StraddleMonster: i love it
Victim: you're so hot and wet
StraddleMonster: yes
StraddleMonster: youre so hard and hot
Victim: it is instant extacy
StraddleMonster: yes!
StraddleMonster: you can smell my secretions
StraddleMonster: ooooozing down your shaft
StraddleMonster: i pull you out
StraddleMonster: and jack off
StraddleMonster: and have you tea bag me
StraddleMonster: im jacking off so hard
StraddleMonster: do you like it?
StraddleMonster: you like this daddy?
Victim: dang, i've never been goin this hard before
StraddleMonster: neither have i
StraddleMonster: im so horny
StraddleMonster: you like me jacking off?
Victim: i wish you where really here
StraddleMonster: i know me too
Victim: definately!!
StraddleMonster: id be jacking off even harder
Victim: oooo me too
StraddleMonster: you would premature all over the place
Victim: lol, actually, your prob right
StraddleMonster: ok so back to the role playing
Victim: you would too, i bet
Victim: k
StraddleMonster: yeah
StraddleMonster: id blow my load so fast
StraddleMonster: we would blow together hehe
StraddleMonster: ok
StraddleMonster: so what do you want to do to me?
StraddleMonster: anthing you want?
StraddleMonster: lets get freaky
Victim: ok, well, tell me what ya want sweet thang
StraddleMonster: anything
StraddleMonster: get as freaky as you want to get
Victim: hmm...
StraddleMonster: im adventurous
Victim: what is your fav??
StraddleMonster: anything...
StraddleMonster: ill do anything
StraddleMonster: you wanna whip my ass ok...
Victim: wanna phone?
StraddleMonster: you wanna punch me ok...
StraddleMonster: anyhting you want
StraddleMonster: except that because my phone isnt hooked up
StraddleMonster: :-(
Victim: dang, i get free nights too
StraddleMonster: haha
StraddleMonster: well this is free :-)
TigerTex21: lol, very true
StraddleMonster: i wish you were here to tea bag me
StraddleMonster: oh shit
StraddleMonster: my moms up
Victim: lol, dang
StraddleMonster: if shes finds out im cybering i am gunna be in deep shit
Victim: save me on im
StraddleMonster: she hates it when i cyber other men
StraddleMonster: ok
Victim: talk to ya soon
StraddleMonster: ok
StraddleMonster: yeah she just doesnt like it when we do the whole circle jerk thing
Victim: yesh i can imagine
StraddleMonster: oh my names crissy
StraddleMonster: you can call me cris for short
Victim: sweet, i'm ben
Victim: be for short, lol
StraddleMonster: ok well next time we'll have super cyber jack off time
StraddleMonster: ha
Victim: lol, yes ma'am
StraddleMonster: or, bend over and take it up the ass for long
StraddleMonster: ok
StraddleMonster: well i have to go rub one out before bed
StraddleMonster: night night bend over and take it up the ass
Victim: yes ma'am
StraddleMonster: bye
Victim: i sury will
StraddleMonster: jack off for me
Victim: bye
StraddleMonster: and ill jack off for you
StraddleMonster: i love you
Victim: i'll finish just for U
StraddleMonster: ok so will i
StraddleMonster: ill jizz all over
StraddleMonster: ok bi bi
Victim: love you too babe
StraddleMonster: bye
Victim: bye sweety
StraddleMonster: bye bend over and take it up the ass
Victim: i am sweety
Victim: u too!!!
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