Ok here is more of the shit cybers....enjoy...GAG! In my opinion this first one was fabulous....Very very gross and disturbing....But funny if you think poop and old men naked is funny..
Victim #1
StraddleMonster: hey
Victim #1: a/s/l?
StraddleMonster: 21/f/pl
StraddleMonster: you?
Victim #1: 19/m/nj
Victim #1: pic?
StraddleMonster: you got a pic?
StraddleMonster: yeah
Victim #1: yup
StraddleMonster: let me crop it fast
Victim #1: ok
StraddleMonster: it has other people in it
StraddleMonster: ok send me yours im almost done
Victim #1 wants to directly connect.
Victim #1 is now directly connected.
Victim #1:
StraddleMonster: you in a band?
StraddleMonster: you look like john mayer
StraddleMonster: :-)
deadheadstub: haha yeah i'm in a band, is that a good thing?
StraddleMonster: yeah
StraddleMonster: i love artists
StraddleMonster: theyre better lovers
Victim #1: you have no idea baby
StraddleMonster: they always think im the shit!
StraddleMonster: hehe
Victim #1: really...
StraddleMonster: yeah hehe
StraddleMonster: all my other bf's treat me like im a piece of crap
Victim #1: i wouldn't
StraddleMonster: i know
StraddleMonster: you would cherish me wouldnt oyu hehe
Victim #1: hell yeah
StraddleMonster: so what kind of music do you play?
Victim #1: punk
StraddleMonster: cool
Victim #1: yeah
StraddleMonster: sec let me send you another pic
StraddleMonster: this one i was cropping is taking too long heh
Victim #1: haha
Victim #1: ok
StraddleMonster: so you want to have some fun?
StraddleMonster: :D
Victim #1: of course
Victim #1: send your pic baby
StraddleMonster: ok
StraddleMonster: 1 sec
StraddleMonster: whatre oyu wearing
StraddleMonster: ?
Victim #1: shorts
Victim #1: u?
StraddleMonster: brown shirt and undies
Victim #1: nice
StraddleMonster: hehe thanks
StraddleMonster: it brings out the color in my eyes
Victim #1: i'll bring out the color in your eyes baby
StraddleMonster: i got brown eyes
StraddleMonster: dammit my comp is a mess hehe
StraddleMonster: sorry im really looking
StraddleMonster: dont go soft on me hehe
Victim #1: haha
Victim #1: dont give me a reason to baby
StraddleMonster: oh i wont
StraddleMonster: once you see my pic you will lose it!
StraddleMonster: hehe
Victim #1: good baby
StraddleMonster: ok here we go
StraddleMonster: * I send pic of a girl*
StraddleMonster: you like?
Victim #1: fuck send it again baby
Victim #1: it cleared it
StraddleMonster: * I send pic of a girl again*
Victim #1: nice baby
StraddleMonster: thanks
StraddleMonster: you think im sexy?
Victim #1: hell yeah
StraddleMonster: hehe thank you
StraddleMonster: so you wanna get down and dirty?
Victim #1: hell yeah
Victim #1: start it up
StraddleMonster: ok
StraddleMonster: lets pretend im at your house ok?
Victim #1: ok
StraddleMonster: and i lay you down on your bed
StraddleMonster: and i am kissing your neck
StraddleMonster: are you hard?
Victim #1: very
StraddleMonster: i slip your boxers
StraddleMonster: off
StraddleMonster: and i take off my brown shirt
StraddleMonster: you like my brown skin?
Victim #1: yes baby
StraddleMonster: i start to give you a little nibble
StraddleMonster: i am sucking you so hard
StraddleMonster: so very hard
Victim #1: ohh baby don't stop
StraddleMonster: you can feel the sheets being sucked into you from the other side
StraddleMonster: thats how hard i am sucking
StraddleMonster: i am rubbing my boobies
StraddleMonster: oh yes
StraddleMonster: do you like that?
Victim #1: yes baby keep gonig
StraddleMonster: tell me im the shit!
StraddleMonster: TELL ME IM THE SHIT!
Victim #1: your the shit baby
Victim #1: omg you're the shit
StraddleMonster: do you want the shit?
Victim #1: i want the shit and more
StraddleMonster: ok baby
StraddleMonster: 
StraddleMonster: you like that baby?
Victim #1 direct connection is closed.
StraddleMonster: where you go?
Victim #1: what the fuck was that?
StraddleMonster: dont you want me?
Victim #1: nope
StraddleMonster: what did i send?
Victim #1: a fuck'd up pic
StraddleMonster: what?
StraddleMonster: no i didnt
Victim #1: umm yeah ya did
StraddleMonster: it was a pic of my tits
StraddleMonster: glad you think thats a fucked up pic
Victim #1: send it again then
StraddleMonster: ok
StraddleMonster: fuck my comps lagging
StraddleMonster: 1 min
Victim #1: yeah
StraddleMonster wants to directly connect.
Victim #1 is now directly connected.
StraddleMonster: *I send him the original pic of the girl*
StraddleMonster: oops wrong one
Victim #1: that's the pic you sent me first
StraddleMonster: i know
StraddleMonster: wrong one
StraddleMonster: this is the right one
StraddleMonster: 
StraddleMonster: you like that?
Victim #1 direct connection is closed.
StraddleMonster: where you going?
StraddleMonster: you dont like my tits?
Victim #1: nope
StraddleMonster: wtf
Victim #1: i'm too drunk for this shit
Victim #1: peace
StraddleMonster: wait
StraddleMonster: hey
StraddleMonster: wait
Victim #1: what
StraddleMonster: give me one more chance
StraddleMonster: i think my comps broken or something
StraddleMonster: i think aim is just being retarded
StraddleMonster: cuz when i send the pic i see the one i sent
StraddleMonster: i dunno what youre seeing thats so bad
Victim #1: that's kool
Victim #1: i'm out
Victim #1: peace
StraddleMonster: wait
StraddleMonster: please baby
Victim #1: nope
StraddleMonster: send me one of yours then
StraddleMonster: please
StraddleMonster: :-(
Victim #1: nope
StraddleMonster: please
StraddleMonster: ill send oyu one of me naked
StraddleMonster: please baby
StraddleMonster wants to directly connect.
Victim #1 is now directly connected.
StraddleMonster: 
StraddleMonster: BOYA
StraddleMonster: mother fucker
StraddleMonster: BITCH
Victim #1: fag
StraddleMonster: youre fuckin retarded
Victim #1: no i'm drunk
StraddleMonster: youre the one who keeps falling for it
StraddleMonster: ok sorry baby
Victim #1: no you're the one who keeps IM'n me
StraddleMonster:
StraddleMonster: you like that?
*He signed off*
Victim #2
Victim #2: hey
StraddleMonster: hi
Victim #2: asl
StraddleMonster: 21 f az
Victim #2: 20 m mi, u got a pic
StraddleMonster: yeah
Victim #2 wants to directly connect.
Victim #2 is now directly connected.
Victim #2: 
StraddleMonster: you super horny?
dan53087: hell yea
Victim #2 direct connection is closed.
Victim #2: u
StraddleMonster: yeah
Victim #2: you gonna send your pic
StraddleMonster: yeah
StraddleMonster: tell me how horny you are
Victim #2: on a scale of 1-10
Victim #2: probaly a 50
StraddleMonster: haha
StraddleMonster: ok well this will sky rocket it
StraddleMonster: ok prepare for the ultimate boner
Victim #2: shouldnt we reconnect
StraddleMonster: yeah
StraddleMonster: sorry comps being weird
Victim #2 wants to directly connect.
Victim #2 is now directly connected.
StraddleMonster:
Victim #2: thanks
StraddleMonster: welcome
StraddleMonster: like it?
Victim #2: ya, i like to jack off to shit all the time
StraddleMonster: sweet
Victim #2 direct connection is closed.
StraddleMonster: where are you going?
Victim #2: huh
Victim #2: im still here
StraddleMonster: why did you close the IM
Victim #2: i didnt
StraddleMonster: ok
Victim #2: maybe your computer is acting wierd
StraddleMonster: said direct connection was closed
StraddleMonster: so you like poops?
Victim #2: no, that was sarcasim
StraddleMonster: oh
StraddleMonster: howcome you dont like poop?
StraddleMonster: poop is cool
Victim #2: so you actually work for a company to do this
StraddleMonster: yeah
StraddleMonster: were the Cyber Busters
Victim #2: thats pretty pathetic
StraddleMonster: hey
StraddleMonster: its a job
StraddleMonster: sorry i dont get paid for beating my wife like you
Victim #2: ya, looking at underaged chicks are one thing but this isnt against the law
StraddleMonster: i know poop isnt against the law
StraddleMonster: did you know that poop is 23% hair
StraddleMonster: and 77% poop
Victim #2: no i did not, now if you excuse me i think that i will go talk to someone else
StraddleMonster: well 76% poop
StraddleMonster: 1% toe nails
Victim #2 signed off at 2:15:42 AM.
Victim #3
Victim #3: asl
StraddleMonster: asl?
Victim #3: 18mca
Victim #3: you
StraddleMonster: 21 f az
StraddleMonster: you?
Victim #3: 18mca
Victim #3: you have a pic
StraddleMonster: got a pic?
StraddleMonster: yeah
Victim #3: s2r
StraddleMonster: ??
StraddleMonster: s2r?
Victim #3: send yours first, then i;ll send you mine
StraddleMonster: no no no
StraddleMonster: it doesnt work like that hun
Victim #3: ok
Victim #3 wants to directly connect.
Victim #3 is now directly connected.
Victim #3:
Victim #3: my sideburns arent that long anymore
StraddleMonster: ok prepare for the ultimate boner
Victim #3: ok
Victim #3 direct connection is closed.
Victim #3: hey
StraddleMonster: whats up?
Victim #3: why arent you sending yours
StraddleMonster: comps being weird
StraddleMonster: sorry
StraddleMonster wants to directly connect.
Victim #3 is now directly connected.
Victim #3 direct connection is closed.
Victim #3: ok
Victim #3: hey
StraddleMonster wants to directly connect.
Victim #3 is now directly connected.
StraddleMonster:
Victim #3 direct connection is closed.
StraddleMonster: like that?
Victim #3: nope
StraddleMonster: why not?
Victim #3: i wanted to see a pic of you
StraddleMonster: that is me
StraddleMonster: im philapino
StraddleMonster: im dark skinned
Victim #3: i didnt see it it showed me some pic about cyber busters
Victim #3 signed off at 2:13:28 AM.
Victim #4
Victim #4: asl?
StraddleMonster: 21 f az you?
Victim #4: 20/m/IL
Victim #4: what do you look like?
StraddleMonster: i got a pic
StraddleMonster: do you have one?
Victim #4: i have some of my cock
Victim #4: trade?
StraddleMonster: ok
Victim #4 wants to directly connect.
Victim #4 is now directly connected.
Victim #4:
Victim #4 direct connection is closed.
StraddleMonster wants to directly connect.
Victim #4 is now directly connected.
StraddleMonster:
StraddleMonster: ?
Victim #4 direct connection is closed.
StraddleMonster: where you go?
Victim #4 signed off at 2:10:48 AM.
Victim #5
StraddleMonster: hi
Victim #5: asl
StraddleMonster: 21 f az
Victim #5: 18/m
Victim #5: pic?
StraddleMonster: yeah
StraddleMonster: do you have one?
Victim #5: no sorry, but can i see yours
StraddleMonster: ok
StraddleMonster: you super horny?
Victim #5: yea
StraddleMonster: ok this will get you super hard then!!
Victim #5: ok thanks
StraddleMonster wants to directly connect.
Victim #5 is now directly connected.
StraddleMonster:
Victim #5 direct connection is closed.
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