believer hello

whats up

not a whole lot and you

nothing much

asl

just looking for some fun
20/f/ca

cool

and you

do you have a picture to trade 23 male kansas

i just got my new lappy today
no pics yet

i c
what do you look like

redbojangle:i dont know
basically, a regular beach bum
blonde, kinda tan
kinda small booty

sounds good

what about you?

i'll show you
hmmmm it says your offline well anyway im kinda dark complected 5'9 brown hair and dark brown eyes

sounds good
now that we have somewhat of a visual, did you want to cyber

i don't care

can you start and take charge

well what color panties you have on

all i have on is a white skirt on, no panties
i spilled sopme guacamole on it though

Damn i wish you were here anyway if you had some panties on i'd start by taking them off with my teeth

oh yeah, so hot

then i'd sink my teeth into your tight juicy pussy

i didnt feel it, do it again
make me moan

i massage your clitoris with my tounge up and down up and down

oh yes, there you go
then i lick the tip of your dinger
i like your dinger a lot
can i call it a dinger

mmmmmm can we do this for real....sure

redbojangleswhat else can i call it

anythign you want

i sure love your two wheeled cheese chucker

lol

i want to taste it
sorry, i didnt mean to ruin the momento
keep going

i want to taste you for real

and I you
i massage your balls

i suck your titties

and lick the leaning tower of meatza
oh that feels good
I'm touching myself
and typing really fast with my other hand

oh baby i wish you had a webcam so i could see you

me too baby
are you touching yourself
tell me

yes
im hard as a rock

start throwing that rock in this direction baby

mmmm come to my house baby

just dont poke my other eye, ill be blind then

lol

whats funny
i lost an eye in a rock throwing accident
i thought i told you

oh i'm sorry i thought you were just joking around

god youre an ass, i will never find love

no i'm truely sorry baby i didn't know you had an accident
do you have a glass eye

yes, but you cant hardly tell

i'm really sorry hun

its ok
i love you

awwww really

you make me feel so good

come spend a week with me babe

in Arkansas

kansas

sorry:

thats ok

can you rub my balls, i mean pussy again?

you come down here and i rub as much as you want

oh yeah

my address is (not showing address) kansas its northwest kansas

tell me your fantasy and i will make it come true
i mean, when i get there

My fantasy is for you to come down and fuck my brains out the whole time youre here.... and do with me whatever you want you can lick my dinger suck my balls whatever turns you on

will you lick my pooper
i want to try it

you want me to lick your ass?

oh yeah, baby
please?

it better be clean

or you can be a geasel and eat the nuggets
if there are some
there shouldnt be though

ok
when are you coming down

i should tell you something else before i do though

what

I am the first daughter of king juwambe

i don't know him

my mother met him in zembabwe on vacation
and they had me

oh

i didn't want to tell you but I am richer than any rapper could dream of
i didn't want you to judge me of my financial status

no but i've got to tell you something too

what is it baby

i'm really struggling financially

what do you mean

im helping my dad on a farm and they are about a million dollars in debt and they are basically supporting me right now...i live on my own but they are helping me with my bills and stuff

my vagina just got totally dried out
i can't be with a redneck, poor hobo
i'm sorry
atleast you have the internet

(he makes a crying sad face)
but i really like you

are you crying?

yes

I'm just a dude, acting to be a hot girl
dont be sad

are you serious

ooh Rah Bitch!
HAHAHAHAHA
you just got BOJANGLED!
are you still there

yeah

i am really a hot girl, that was just a test

i c are you really a kings daughter

why so you can use me for my money

and i really was crying...no i think that would be cool yet a little intimidating being around a king
money has nothing to do with it i'm trying to find love
and i really like you

i just pooped a hammer

lol

thats what it felt like

so how old were you when you lost your eye

8

wow that's young i bet it really hurt

we were aiming at little giraffe targets in zimbabwe
yes it did
lets talk about FunYuns!

what's that

those little onion ring snacks

oh yeah sorry brain fart

ewwww
did you ever send me a pic

no it said you were offline let me try again

darn you buster

it still says your offline do you have a firewall on

my wall is on fire?
holy shit, you're right!
i have to go

awwww don't go

how did you know about my wall is on fire
i have to put it out

esp i guess lol put it out and then come back

my vagina is on fire!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

come here and i'll dose the flame

wow, my hero
did you just pee on me
ick

no

spit?

no i used a water hose

good

well what do we talk about now

my vagina is like fried bacon now
is that bad

no i love bacon
what is your name

Jason
i mean, jasonia

really?
my name is joel

i can tell
i love billy joel
do you

yeah he's good

what do you listen to

i've got his greatest hits 1 and 2 somewhere
I listen to all types of music

got any Zim
probably not

no i haven't heard of that

from Zimbabwe
we call him Zim

i c
i love you jasonia
(he makes a smiley face)

you dont believe me Billy Joel

no i believe you it's kust you tested me once who knows if you were testing me that time

You passed the second test, five gold vaginas

lol ok
how many test are there

there are 86 test
once per year

once per year of marriage?

i am married

oh

you better talk to me with some freaking respect from now on

ok
i wish i was married i havent even had a date in four years
and to be honest with you ive only had sex once
my whole life

what a sad story, i wish i believed you

its a true story
i believe honest is the best policy and im being honest with you
(makes a serious face...or a gay looking face, cant decide)

you believe anything dont you
i am not a princess

lets just say i trust people

or from Zimbabwe with a dad named zaboomafoo
or whatever i said
i tried to cut you off earlier
youre a believer

who are you really

and now i will give you a magical shoe to save your farm
i am GOD
please dont believe that

i was going to say now that i dont believe

yay!
you win

who are you really

it doesnt matter, i know who you are and where you live
they call me MORPHEUS

are you a guy

yes, god damn it

o

go find love in the real world
love doesnt happen on line

The eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend! How cute!