A Card With A Picture Of My Dick In It

The very next time my dick gets hard,
I will take a picture and put it in a card.

I’ll wrap it in ribbons and fill it with hope,
hope that you’ll blow me when you open this envelope.

There aren’t many words I could use to seduce you,
But one thing I can promise is that I probably wont abuse you.

I come from a long line of abusive men,
But there's a small chance that it wont happen again!

So when you get this card with a tree on the front,
I hope that you start to salivate from your bushy cunt.

Upon removing the ribbons and seeing the lack of letters,
I hope this hard dick makes everything better!

They say it’s the thought that counts and I think with my penis,
So once you get this card let me enter your anus!

<3 Willie M.