Jesus In Me

Oh Jesus please hear me as I get down on my knees,
It is my tonsils and colon that are waiting to be pleased!

So please hop down from the white poofey clouds!
And come on in my room and me and make all pastors proud!

Please come touch me and bend me over,
Then hop on my back like I was a giant bolder.

Then slide on in to my chili bake sale,
I imagine I am a little bird and you're hung like a whale.

So as you get inside me and split me open,
I let out a tear but it's only because it's for what I've been hopin'!

When you get inside me and feel my heater,
All I can think about is how I love your peter.

Oh ho mighty Jesus, how I think that you are super,
I just hope you can fulfill everyone's dreams, like you've fulfilled my pooper!

<3 Willie M.