Lovely Lovely Lady

I once met a girl whom I thought was so lovely,
I never would have guessed she was fucking everybody!

I guess I could have gone CSI and put together the pieces,
Like how even her vagina smelled like feces.

It wasn’t all bad though let me throw in some highlights,
Like when she queefed it sounded like a motor bike.

Her pooner felt so good, like some tread on a tire,
More like a popped one that was showin’ all those wires.

Now imagine your dick, now imagine the wires,
Now imagine your dick, Now imagine it on fire!

Now when I pee it burns a little bit,
And I still have the scent of browns on my dick.

We never did anal, though I wish we did,
Cuz then I wouldn’t have this hanger through my kid.

I keep him adorned atop my mantle.
But I’ve learned my lesson of not letting hoes in your pantles.

So to all the aspiring, blossoming men of the world,
Read the bible, and wear a rubber when you be fuckin’ dem girls!

<3 Willie M.