My Birth

If I could meet someone who knew all things,
I would have a few questions for this amazing being.

I would want to know what it was like at my birth.
Like was my head bigger than my daddy's dick girth?

Or, what about the juices all over my body?
Were they just labor juices or was there some potty?

Because I heard sometimes when I child is born,
There is also a second brown child, covered in corn.

What does it smell like being wrapped in a whole pussy?
I imagine that it's nice, warm, cuddly and squishy.

When I was in the womb did my dad bang my mother?
Then cover my body in my sisters and brothers?

Did they only do anal and have an off limits pussy,
Just pounding butt hole avoiding the big bushy?

When I was conceived what was the position?
Was there ever an ass hole to mouth hole to pussy transition?

I like to pretend that something really freaky happened.
Was my mommy all reverse cowgirled on top, then just started crappin?

That would spray some shits clear up daddy's belly and chest.
Did it get mommy off if there was pee on her breasts?

What about when I finally came out of the chute,
Was I completely covered in some bloody combo poop?

Was my Mom actually proud my daddy had humped her?
Or did they wanna leave me in a bag in a dumpster?

I guess I'll never know the answer to all of these questions.
Though I don't have to wonder about how my head got this fine dick impression.

<3 Willie M.