My Ideal Woman...

I want to meet a very cool chick,
One whom is cool and likes to suck dick.

I want a lady who is ever so elegant,
But can fuck like a fox and is smart like an elephant.

I want a woman who is ever so proper and true,
But will also let me put my thingy, in where she poos.

I would like to find a female who likes to laugh,
Even at rape jokes and ones about blacks.

She would have to dress nice and wash her hair,
And maybe braid her bush when it gets long down there.

I want a girl who barely knows how to read,
And ESPECIALLY likes to fuck, when her vag bag does bleed.

I want a woman who bleeds much more than once in a month,
So she can sit down and gyrate my balls, with her gushing blood cunt.

Blood clotting clumps all over my lump,
I will premature some sorbet from my unpleasing plump bump.

Blood on my beard and chunks in it too,
Now flip her around as I add to it some poo.

I need a woman who truly, double truesies loves dick,
And doesn't mind that I look like I can barely please ticks.

I want a woman who is like a high mileage car,
No tred on the tires and smells like 10 bags of shit.

Ohhhh my beauty of beauties among beautiful people,
My dick is a castle and my asshole, the steeple.

So enter my castle slash religious church,
And pray to the gods I don't murder you... Burtch!

<3 Willie "Castle face" M.