Wizardly Love

When my dick gets hard it's like I rolled double threes,
When I'm fighting a dragon in the world of D & D.

I pull out my sword from my long hard sheath,
I shout "Heethle kabeeble" and teleport us beneath the sheets.

The dragon has no idea where we went,
so I slip my little man in to your pussy tent.
The beast soars above breathing his firey breath,
But do not fear me lady for you shall not reach your death!

He might spit fire or he might spit, not fire
But all I know is I am a wizard for hire!

I roll my die and get the highest of numbers,
So I rip open your shirt and begin to plunder... your tits!
It's like I found a lamp, and rubbed that shit,
Then a genie popped out and granted my wish!
With a titty to my left and a titty to the right,
Fuck the dragon! I want titties all night!

Back to us, beneath the covers,
I present my shield that says "number one lover".
I might be small, and I might be quick,
But you can't deny this wizardly dick!
I pull out my wand and enlarge my wangster,
It's as big as five Elven gangsters.

With my dick all hard and looking like a building,
I press you against me against your willing.
I like to rhyme things that end in i-n-g,
Soon you will be thinking of being inside me.

With your beauty and grace right by my side,
I shoot a love cannon right at the beasts eyes!
It falls to the earth and it's dick hole explodes,
The dragon is now dead, that's the only way to truly know.

Now with my skills in fighting and magic fully represented,
It's time to use this dick to get your pussy dented!

I pull back my cloak to seduce you, me lady.
Now spread your cheeks for my knightly man gravy!

<3 Squire Willie M.