Dental dam? A dental dam!
A dental dam for a gentle man.

A small divide between me and your coochie.
A small divide between me and your poopie.

Queue the music, queue the romance!
Dental dam in hand, no drop your pants.

But first my hands, I know you’ll love it.
But no bare knuckles, ’cause first I glove it.

Kitchen gloves, doctor gloves, any kind’ll do.
Just let me get all rubbered up and let me get inside-a you.

<3 Capt. Romance