There once was a ghost with a big ol’ dick.
And when he would meet babes he would play just the tip.

He would always win and he played it quite often.
He once stuck his dick in a t.v. and fucked Mary Poppins.

Though before he was a ghost, he was a boy on a prairie.
His dick was quite small and his balls not so hairy.

He would frolic in the woods and dance in the sun,
Then spread his cheeks to let a light beam hit his young bung.

Underneath a large oak he spotted a maiden.
He whipped out his peaches and asked her to bathe them.

She rose to her feet and did quite the opposite.
She pulled out her blade and cut off his cock and dick.

He bled to death in the grass, under the warmth of the sun.
The next day he was a ghost. Now, isn’t this fun?!

<3 Willie M.