Sometimes when my dick gets hard it looks like a shit,
Like a big long, loggy log ready for clit spit!

It looks like it was made by sasquatches butt,
A big hard hardy boy log, full of hearty nuts!

Whenever I lay a girl I tell her to prepare,
Prepare for the thunder log that is hardening down there!

Then I whip out the dumpster dick already dripping for this whorey,
My dick gets super duper hard when I watch something gory.

Sometimes I just google pictures of decapitations,
Then I feel a trembling, down in my crap plantation.

The poo on the cob is sprouting right out of the dirt,
Growing in to a fine specimen ready to piddley squirt.

Once I sawn a tampon all covered in red,
Then I felt all the blood collect, in my dicky head.

So back to my dick and it looking like a pootle,
A big lumpy dumpy poop but it doesn’t smell like dootoo.

Except for the one time I did it, inside of a beefer,
Then it looked and smelled like dumps, and not vaginal queefers.

<3 Willie M.