I like to think that Jesus is real,
And I bet his dick would be an awesome ass meal!

His pubes must glow like a thousand crystals,
And his load must shoot harder than a thousand pistols.

Blowing out brains and making halo holes,
Rim jobs would be given to his holy chode.

I beleive you can’t hide from his boner,
Because his dick has knuckles and can look around corners!

His dick would be good ad hide and seek,
I’d like to see him win, when he plays between my cheeks.

If we were along I would feast for days!
All because of his magnificent, holy glaze!

Sometimes I lay awake at night,
Thinking he’ll fly through my window on a bike!

ET might even be in the basket on the front,
Then I can fuck jesus and see an ET cunt.

I don’t even know if ET is a phony,
Regardless I still want jesus baloney.

If Jesus was a farm, then his cock is the rooster,
I was his rooster to barf in my pooper.

I want that cream, I want the sauce,
I can’t stop thinking about his holy cock!

Now ends this tale of my love and affection,
But for Christmas I really want my poodles on his erection.

<3 Willie M.